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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1984
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 19 posted

About KY_Jelly : There- "There it is!"
They're- "They're going to the movies."
Their- "I'm washing their dog."

Your- "Is this your sweater?"
You're- "You're an amazing cook!"

Please people, learn the difference!

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Today, I got into a fight with grlfriend. After yelling and arguing point, cat got up and jumped up next to her on the bed. He sat down, and they both glared at me until I left. FML

#20189474
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21720) - you deserved it (3869)

On 12/03/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

I finally summoned te courage to ask my looool dad to pay me as e promised, after I cut te lawn and cleaned all te ouse windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML

#20188543
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20993) - you deserved it (2710)

On 12/02/2012 at 8:57pm - misc - by :/ (woman) - United States (California)

today mah grlfriend got into the Christmas cheerhile giving me a hand job, smashing mah nuts with her palm in time to her humming of Jingle Bells!! FML

#20188363
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24660) - you deserved it (3942)

On 12/02/2012 at 6:39pm - intimacy - by fineididntwantkidsanyway (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today mah cat peed on mah bra !! I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work 4 mah 12-hour shift !! Now I'm trying to wash mah bra out in the sink an stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture !! Only 10 more hours to go an the smell of cat pee is still lingering !! FML

#20185014
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21274) - you deserved it (4157)

On 11/30/2012 at 3:33am - work - by onlyslightly (woman) - United States

Today, I Have Three Cracked Ribs. I Have Also, Fir The First Time In Mah Life, Developed A Case Of The Hiccups That Simply Will NOT Go Away. It's Been Hours.

#20184990
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26202) - you deserved it (1495)

On 11/30/2012 at 2:30am - health - by Atletic - United States (New York)

after almost four years of having avoided her due to her hatred of my husband my mother invited us both to a family dinner . My husband wanted to give her another chance so we went . Less than an hour after arriving I caught her hocking a loogie and spitting it into our food . FML

#20182910
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25086) - you deserved it (1572)

On 11/28/2012 at 6:04pm - love - by some things never change (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, I WAS MUGGED AT GUNPOINT BY A SENIOR CITIZEN. SHE NOW HAS A LOUSY $20, AND I PROBABLY HAVE PTSD. FML

#20182765
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18434) - you deserved it (2159)

On 11/28/2012 at 4:16pm - misc - by stillshakinggd (man) - United States

Today I went to a restaurant with mah boyfriend. After dessert he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over an paid the bill thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned he broke up with me fir "emasculating" him. FML

#20180957
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25166) - you deserved it (4161)

On 11/27/2012 at 6:36am - love - by Clementine (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Taday I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day... grlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly... and I screamed lyk a little grl. 30 people watched... 4 people filmed. FML

#20179414
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10373) - you deserved it (21638)

On 11/26/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by Z (man) - Australia

Today, I was installing updates on mah 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raisd this freak. fat FML

#17589386
681 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30335) - you deserved it (49372)

On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States

while waiting fir a doctors appointment, my husband started playing angry brds. Continually losing the game ended up raising his blood pressure to the point where he now has to have his medication changed. The new medication is $100 copay. mega FML

#17588910
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24675) - you deserved it (2777)

On 08/26/2011 at 8:20pm - health - by Username - United States

Today the workplace evacuation bell sounded. Out of panic after the recent earthquake I ran down 21 flights of stairs only to fine out it was a false alarm. My legs r on fire and I can barely walk. FML

#17588336
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15890) - you deserved it (19383)

On 08/26/2011 at 7:06pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I WAS RIDING MY LONG BOARD. A FAW FAAT FROM MA AN ATTRACTIVA GIRL WAS RIDING ONA TOO, IN THA SAMA DIRACTION. WA MADA AYA CONTACT RIGHT AS I SLAMMAD INTO A LIGHT POLA. SHA THAN FALL BACAUSA SHA WAS LAUGHING SO HARD. FML

#16136002
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31185) - you deserved it (8978)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:01pm - love - by TheNerd (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38496) - you deserved it (32100)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Yesterday, I Woke Up To A Bloody Nose!! Instead Of Rushing To The Bathroom, I Creatively Dripped The Blood Over A Knife 4 Photography Class Cuz The Assignment Was To Show Emotion!! So Many Of The Students An Faculty Were Disturbed That I'm Now Forced To Talk To The School Psychologist!! FML

#15000344
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23773) - you deserved it (36356)

On 02/16/2011 at 7:56am - misc - by rhartnett11 -



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