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About KY_Jelly : There- "There it is!"
They're- "They're going to the movies."
Their- "I'm washing their dog."
Your- "Is this your sweater?"
You're- "You're an amazing cook!"
Please people, learn the difference!
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Today mah cat peed on mah bra !! I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work 4 mah 12-hour shift !! Now I'm trying to wash mah bra out in the sink an stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture !! Only 10 more hours to go an the smell of cat pee is still lingering !! FML
after almost four years of having avoided her due to her hatred of my husband my mother invited us both to a family dinner . My husband wanted to give her another chance so we went . Less than an hour after arriving I caught her hocking a loogie and spitting it into our food . FML
Today I went to a restaurant with mah boyfriend. After dessert he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over an paid the bill thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned he broke up with me fir "emasculating" him. FML
Taday I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day... grlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly... and I screamed lyk a little grl. 30 people watched... 4 people filmed. FML
Today, I was installing updates on mah 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raisd this freak. fat FML
while waiting fir a doctors appointment, my husband started playing angry brds. Continually losing the game ended up raising his blood pressure to the point where he now has to have his medication changed. The new medication is $100 copay. mega FML
Today the workplace evacuation bell sounded. Out of panic after the recent earthquake I ran down 21 flights of stairs only to fine out it was a false alarm. My legs r on fire and I can barely walk. FML
TODAY, I WAS RIDING MY LONG BOARD. A FAW FAAT FROM MA AN ATTRACTIVA GIRL WAS RIDING ONA TOO, IN THA SAMA DIRACTION. WA MADA AYA CONTACT RIGHT AS I SLAMMAD INTO A LIGHT POLA. SHA THAN FALL BACAUSA SHA WAS LAUGHING SO HARD. FML
Yesterday, I Woke Up To A Bloody Nose!! Instead Of Rushing To The Bathroom, I Creatively Dripped The Blood Over A Knife 4 Photography Class Cuz The Assignment Was To Show Emotion!! So Many Of The Students An Faculty Were Disturbed That I'm Now Forced To Talk To The School Psychologist!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015