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About KYOBI_017 : im a 16 year old with no life(lol jk)and im also very shy person but once i get to know someone i usually talk alot and stuff but u can tell me to shut up if i get on ur nerves :D lol i iz kyobi!!!! ( in case u didn't noticed in the pic of me im a fox :D a fire fox XD)
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Hehehe I looove StRaWbErrIeS!!!
I AlSo See PeOpLeS NaMeS AbOvE ThEiR HeAdS HeheheHAHAHA!!!
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██ 20% Shinigami eyes
███ 30% Crazy
████ 40% Obsessive
█████ 50% Sweet tooth
██████ 60% Suicidal
███████ 70% Murderous
████████ 80% Depressed
█████████ 90% Depraved
██████████ 100% CRIMINAL MASTERMIND
デスノート This user has a Death Note and writes in it constantly
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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML
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On 11/10/2010 at 11:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina (Cordoba)
Today, my mother keyed my car because I wouldn't invite her into my home and get her a cup of tea, so she could continue screaming that she was going to kill me while I tried to feed my 4 month old daughter. The last time I got her a cup of tea she threw it in my face. FML
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On 11/10/2010 at 2:12am - misc - by crazyparents (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, there was an animal rummaging around in my trashcan, so I kicked the trashcan to see what it was. The fox then chased me for three blocks to find out what I was. FML
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On 11/09/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me, when I got off he smiled and told me as the doors were closing "the last twelve times was for fun." FML
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On 11/09/2010 at 2:00pm - misc - by nameless - United Kingdom
Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite rock songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML
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On 09/30/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by PhilDavisDied? - Sent from mobile version
Today, it's my birthday. I got a graphing calculator and my period. FML
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On 09/27/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML
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On 09/27/2010 at 7:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I tried to get over my childhood phobia of syringes by donating blood. The phlebotomist hadn't even touched the needle before I started sobbing hysterically. They made me leave. FML
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On 09/27/2010 at 3:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I realized the guy I like is not deaf. This would normally be good news. However, for the past two weeks I assumed he was deaf after seeing him use sign language. I've been openly talking about him within earshot. FML
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On 09/14/2010 at 4:00pm - love - by Jackie - United States (California)
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
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On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)
Today, a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it, the grasshopper jumped onto my chest and into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out, my boyfriend leaned back and said, "It got to second base faster than I did." FML
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On 09/14/2010 at 3:27am - love - by tickyette (woman) - United States
Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 7:40pm - work - by Drunk - United States (Alabama)
Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 4:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML
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On 09/13/2010 at 3:33pm - misc - by Joplin - United Kingdom
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