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Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML

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65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7283) - you deserved it (22588)

On 06/22/2012 at 3:41pm - misc - by hakura madada - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, a drunk man wearing a sandwich-board proclaiming that, "The end is nigh" threw some so-called holy water at me while bellowing, "It's what Jesus would've wanted" and that I should "repent for being an evil shite." FML

#19674357
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15004) - you deserved it (1718)

On 05/24/2012 at 6:39pm - misc - by Notasinner (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML

#18392410
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39170) - you deserved it (5516)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:17am - love - by no low five (woman) - United States

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

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232 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

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On 07/02/2011 at 5:51pm - love - by thanksfyi (woman) - Norway



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