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KVKdragon

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 July 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7451
  • Number of comments : 558
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

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Today, my boyfriend excitedly showed me his new juicer, and used up all the fruit in the house making new concoctions. It was adorable until later on, in the middle of getting frisky, he asked if we could go to the grocery store to buy more fruit. big fat FML

#20089658
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25178) - you deserved it (2933)

On 09/26/2012 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by Juiced (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, Someone Brought Cake To Class. Trying To Get Some Attention From The Guy I Have A Crush On, I Askd If He Wantd My Piece Of Cake. He Acceptd It, And Then Offerd It To Another Girl. FML

#20077941
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23517) - you deserved it (4230)

On 09/18/2012 at 4:07pm - love - by emselin - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, mah boyfriand and I had braakfast with his grandmothar . Sha told him how I'm prattiar than ( that Maxican ) ha'd brought homa for dinnar last waak . Wa had dinnar with har last waak, and I'm that sama Maxican . Sha than want on to how Maxicans rhat's wrong with tha aconomy . FML

#20071462
95 comments

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On 09/14/2012 at 10:13am - misc - by MexicanMe (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked looool girls. FML

#20065430
138 comments

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On 09/09/2012 at 10:12pm - love - by hatemyluck (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah boyfriend got a new tattoo. It was a big tattoo of Pikachu on his hip. I told him now I'd feel like I was having sex with an 8-year-old boy. looool His defense? "No, no, think of it as having sex with Pikachu!" He still refuses to understand y that's weird. FML

#20050023
165 comments

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On 08/30/2012 at 9:08pm - intimacy - by Kat (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Taday while I was at work , wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie , to ( spice up ) day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on looool so I can share files with colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML

#20040897
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12039) - you deserved it (22667)

On 08/25/2012 at 12:06pm - work - by Michael D. (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today... I woke up to an angry text from mah roommate asking me to please let her know next time I'm going to have a friend crashing on the couch. I have no idea who she's talking about.

#20038307
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23065) - you deserved it (1501)

On 08/23/2012 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my boyfriend again accusd me of cheating on him. This time, it was because I delayd replying to his text message so I could fed my pet. Apparently I'm fucking my pet toad now. Jesus. FML

#20029882
280 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 12:52pm - love - by youre dumped shitforbrain (woman) - Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan)

Today, I realizd just how messd up my life is, thanks to all the scare stories my wife sees on Dr Phil. She's now convincd that I'll start beating her someday. She's startd taking martial arts classes, an threatens to use her skills every time I get even slightly frustratd with her. FML

#20029819
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25716) - you deserved it (2185)

On 08/19/2012 at 12:00pm - love - by yarhyun1 (man) - United States

Today, ma boyfriend an I broke up. He now argues tat e sould keep te dog. We only datd for tree monts, an I've ad te dog since I was ten. FML

#20020225
131 comments

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On 08/14/2012 at 5:06am - love - by cclllc (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day son displayad an intarast in chass, an askad ma to taach him to play. Fiva minuta in, I capturad his quaan. Ha scraamad "SCREW THIS STUPID GAME", slammad his fist down on his piacas, an startad crying bacausa of tha pain. Ha's fourtaan yaars old. FML

#20019380
164 comments

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On 08/13/2012 at 8:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it was ma wedding day. Midway troug te ceremony, ma grandma,o's tried to ruin every relationsip to date, stood up and souted tat "it ain't rigt", "you're too good fir er", and claimed ma fiancée as been ceating on me, before se was finally ejected from te building. fat FML

#20019125
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24196) - you deserved it (1525)

On 08/13/2012 at 6:12pm - love - by impickingyourhomegran (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I Discovarad That Whan A Cyclist Taars Down Tha Straat, Slaps U Across Tha Faca As Ha Passas, Looks Back Laughing An Flips U Off, Than Crashas Into A Lamppost, Ha'll Still Blama U An Thraatan To Sua, Avan Aftar U Rush Ovar To Chack His Injurias. FML

#20014116
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30886) - you deserved it (2127)

On 08/10/2012 at 8:45pm - health - by dumbasdogshit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today my new boss the CEO's son finally showed up 4 work three days late and right after lunch break. His frst order of business was to call a meeting and scream at everyone 4 not having a diet latte waiting 4 him on his desk. God help us all. big fat FML

#20013987
104 comments

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On 08/10/2012 at 7:16pm - work - by SHIIIIITTTT (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... I decidd to have some fun by joining a Harry Potter forum and making a thread saying it's all fir little kids. When I checkd back later... mah post had been editd into me tearfully coming out of the closet... and some guy had said he'd passd mah details on to Anonymous. FML

#20004185
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5898) - you deserved it (35710)

On 08/05/2012 at 4:21pm - misc - by icybrent94 (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)



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