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Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML
by lovelychris / 12/16/2012 at 2:15pm / Brazil (Sao Paulo) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/16/2012 at 12:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/11/2012 at 1:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML
by Anonymous / 12/07/2012 at 10:30am / United States / Animals
by whaleninjapoop / 12/06/2012 at 3:24am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/03/2012 at 2:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by :/ / 12/02/2012 at 8:57pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML
by Anonymous / 12/02/2012 at 1:55pm / United Kingdom (Suffolk) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML
by Sam / 12/02/2012 at 9:05am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Ashley / 12/02/2012 at 5:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a girl in front of me who clearly wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML
by williebees / 11/28/2012 at 12:43pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML
by Anonymous / 11/25/2012 at 4:07am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
by king400 / 11/25/2012 at 3:09am / United States (California) / Love
by Read The Fine Print / 11/24/2012 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML
by but I tried anal and everything / 11/22/2012 at 11:13am / United States (Iowa) / Love
- Today, my boyfriend drove 20 miles to come see me. The closest we got to intimacy was him showing… Today, I took my girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday. She had to go to the toilet while… Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make…