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KVKdragon

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 July 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7452
  • Number of comments : 558
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

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I finally summoned te courage to ask my looool dad to pay me as e promised, after I cut te lawn and cleaned all te ouse windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML

#20188543
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20993) - you deserved it (2710)

On 12/02/2012 at 8:57pm - misc - by :/ (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah parants haard from mah sistar that I'd racantly lost mah vrginity to mah grlfriand. I'va navar baan bitchad out so viciously in mah lifa, and yat mah sistar, whom avaryona knows has had numarous casual saxual partnars this yaar, looool is traatad lika a princass 24/7. FML

#20188038
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25582) - you deserved it (2082)

On 12/02/2012 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today , My Mom And I Took My Senile Grandmother To The Mall , Since She Doesn't Get Out Much. She Complained It Was Hot , Then Took Her Clothing Off In The Middle Of The Food Court. It Took Us Thirty Minute To Make Her Put Her Shirt Back On. FML

#20187746
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22166) - you deserved it (1914)

On 12/02/2012 at 9:05am - misc - by Sam - United States (Indiana)

Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad . She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water . FML

#20187648
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26586) - you deserved it (2589)

On 12/02/2012 at 5:16am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, as I was about to walk across the street, a grl in front of meho clerely wasn't paying attention to the traffic, almost got run over. I grabbed her arm and jumped back. She was fine. I fell and fractured my arm and wrist. FML

#20182568
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24846) - you deserved it (2108)

On 11/28/2012 at 12:43pm - health - by williebees - United States (Texas)

Today, a shopper approachd me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignord his comment, until he got so upset that he wantd to speak to mah manager. It would have been understandable if I actually workd there. FML

#20177780
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25612) - you deserved it (1828)

On 11/25/2012 at 4:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

yesterday I found out my grlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy"... he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. real FML

#20177730
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26997) - you deserved it (2538)

On 11/25/2012 at 3:09am - love - by king400 - United States (California)

Today I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information but instead stood there saying "Like a good nieghbor Statefarm is there." FML

#20176033
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25521) - you deserved it (1788)

On 11/24/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Read The Fine Print - United States (California)

TODAY, IN BREAK FROM TRADITION, I PROPOSED TO MAH BOYFRIEND!! WE WERE AT A JAPANESE PAGODA!! WATER WAS TRICKLING EVERYWHERE; THE MOMENT WAS PERFECT!! WHILE I WAS ON MAH KNEE, AFTER POURING MAH HEART OUT, HE LOOKED WISTFULLY OUT OVER THE WATER AND SAID, "SO, I WAS THINKING PIZZA TONIGHT." FML

#20173702
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28019) - you deserved it (5899)

On 11/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by but I tried anal and everything (woman) - United States (Iowa)

I decided to go meet up with a guy that I met online 4 the first time . All he could talk about was how he expect me to "clean , cook , and submit" my body 4 sex at least twice a dayhen we get married . FML

#20173484
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22157) - you deserved it (5499)

On 11/22/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I'm in the hospital and it's been 44 hours since I've eaten anything. My doctors won't let me eat and mah parents are sitting across the room, eating. big fat FML

#20171321
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21652) - you deserved it (1418)

On 11/20/2012 at 6:25pm - health - by RayneSong - United States (Michigan)

Today , mah boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overwieght. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overwieght , he said that his wieght didn't matter because "it's the grl's job to look hot." FML

#20171204
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31192) - you deserved it (4643)

On 11/20/2012 at 4:57pm - health - by thinner than you (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had awful morning sickness, an I asked mah husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. mega FML

#20165918
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31886) - you deserved it (2506)

On 11/16/2012 at 9:00pm - love - by akiza (woman) - Japan

Today, I have a tooth infection that's spread to my jaw and ear . It hurts so badly that I'm practically in teres . Today's also the day I found out I'm allergic to the medication I was prescribed . Everything hurts, I'm covered in hives, and I can't stop throwing up . FML

#20165827
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31349) - you deserved it (1774)

On 11/16/2012 at 7:30pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Croatia (Primorsko-Goranska)

Today, wile sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me "Te safety's on" after e anded is kid is BB gun. A minute later, I practically ad a ole in my foot.

#20160435
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20403) - you deserved it (2504)

On 11/12/2012 at 1:12pm - health - by Emily - United States (California)



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