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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 July 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4084
  • Number of comments : 540
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

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Today, I saw a letter from Geneseo that invited me to apply to the honors college. Excited, I wrote the required two page essay on how I am organized. I then saw the strict deadline was March 15th. My little brother thought it would be funny to hide my mail. For the past seven weeks. FML

#869679
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69676) - you deserved it (2479)

On 04/08/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by daremetobecooler - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a letter from Geneseo that invited me to apply to the honors college. Excited, I wrote the required two page essay on how I am organized. I then saw the strict deadline was March 15th. My little brother thought it would be funny to hide my mail. For the past seven weeks. FML

#869679
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69676) - you deserved it (2479)

On 04/08/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by daremetobecooler - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a letter from Geneseo that invited me to apply to the honors college. Excited, I wrote the required two page essay on how I am organized. I then saw the strict deadline was March 15th. My little brother thought it would be funny to hide my mail. For the past seven weeks. FML

#869679
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69676) - you deserved it (2479)

On 04/08/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by daremetobecooler - United States (New York)

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

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310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (165331) - you deserved it (9755)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am - health - by warp_routine (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I hit a car while trying to answer a phone call from my mom. I quickly answered the phone and shouted "What!?". To which she replied, "I just had a bad feeling in my gut about you so I wanted to make sure you were ok." FML

#152273
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44547) - you deserved it (13274)

On 02/27/2009 at 12:43pm - misc - by wwasmer (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
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I agree, your life sucks (56679) - you deserved it (3252)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)



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