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Today, I was getting ready to load my groceries in my car when my remote wouldn't work and neither would my key to unlock it. A cute young guy came over, not to help but to ask me what the hell I was doing to his car. My car, that looked exactly like his, was on the other side of the lot. FML
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On 10/06/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by ctschantz - Sent from mobile version
Today, my dad gave me a football signed by my favourite football player. It would've been great, except that I saw my dad sign it in front of me. The worst part is that he denies doing it. FML
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On 09/28/2010 at 12:40am - misc - by bibobobonnor (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, after a few months of my neighbors friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML
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On 09/06/2010 at 6:45am - misc - by Myself - United States
Today, it was my boyfriend's parents' anniversary so I thought I'd do something to impress them. I made them chocolate-covered strawberries. But for some reason they gave me really dirty looks when they saw it. Turns out his mother is allergic to strawberries and his father is allergic to chocolate. FML
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On 09/05/2010 at 11:49am - misc - by wakinginvegas87 - United States (California)
Today, I went into a music store to look into getting a new guitar. I picked up one that I was interested in and tried it out quietly. A sales representative approached me and asked me to "stop the noise and leave the guitars for serious customers." I've been playing for almost ten years. FML
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On 05/26/2010 at 2:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
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On 04/11/2010 at 4:11am - intimacy - by junior - United States (Arizona)
Today, my dad and I were shovelling snow off the roof. I told him I was going to jump off the roof. He told me to go ahead, so I did. He failed to tell me that the snow was packed and wouldn't break my fall. I now have an injured back. He didn't tell me because he didn't think I would actually do it. FML
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On 02/21/2010 at 12:14am - health - by Braced (woman) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never had a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. Turns out the guy I prank phone called the other day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist with an add for a Siamese cat. FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 1:39am - animals - by AUDONEE (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
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On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I received an email saying that the present I ordered for my girlfriend's birthday will be a week late, which makes it a week late for her birthday. I sat down and said we needed to talk, she burst into tears and apologised for 'sleeping with him,' I just wanted to tell her it would be late. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 6:26am - love - by in_side_out (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML
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On 12/19/2009 at 11:07am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend's crazy ex, who let herself in with her old key. She screamed at me to get out of "her" bed, snatched "her" blanket off of my body, and finally dragged the bed itself out the door. I was still in it. FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 5:45pm - misc - by jellyfish_ftw (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, as I was yelled at by a middle school teacher in front of 30 6th graders for breaking the rule of "no cell phones in school." Luckily, I escaped being sent to the office after explaining I'm a 21 year old college student doing student teaching observations, not a middle schooler. FML
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On 11/20/2009 at 12:24pm - misc - by NotInMiddleSchool (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was informed by my boss that he has been stealing quarters out of my change bowl to pay for his bus rides. He makes six times the amount I make. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 4:40pm - work - by JBK06262009 (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my date sent me a text saying "I'm sorry we're running late, we will be there shortly." I replied asking what she meant by "we". She said her parents, who were coming along to chaperone. I laughed about two 27 year olds having chaperones, until she walked in with her parents. FML
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On 11/11/2009 at 1:53pm - love - by Tragics (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
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