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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 July 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7453
  • Number of comments : 558
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

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Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching an swelling. I then fine out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper.

#19173596
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23020) - you deserved it (3281)

On 02/27/2012 at 7:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wereing pants the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight to my crotch. FML

#19146021
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21479) - you deserved it (3737)

On 02/23/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, ( You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on yur left cheek. ) FML

#18854508
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40320) - you deserved it (4039) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/19/2012 at 4:59pm - misc - by elite -

Today, while helping mah father build a shelf, I suggestd that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggestd I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML

#18738481
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27055) - you deserved it (14021)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm - misc - by Jman6295 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY,HILE IN BED WITH MY BOYFRIEND, I ACCIDENTALLY LET ONE SLIP. WHILE THINKING "MAYBE HE DIDN'T HEAR, MAYBE HE'S SLEEPING", THE SHAKING OF THE BED FROM HIS LAUGHTER LET ME KNOW OTHERWISE. FML

#18725237
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25846) - you deserved it (8829)

On 01/06/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today,hile waiting 4 mah train, I was listening to a voicemail message on mah phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger cummed up to me from behind an screamed "DELETE!" into mah ear. His voice command deleted mah message. FML

#18580798
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32116) - you deserved it (4227) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Yesterday, Another Employee Scolded Me 4 Being "socially Awkward". The Same Employee Who Just Before Had A 10 Minute Discussion With A Client About Her Poop. Fat FML

#18557623
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24630) - you deserved it (2188)

On 12/19/2011 at 10:53pm - work - by me (woman) - United States

Today... after staying up all night with an excruciating headache... it finally went away. I crawld into bd an snuggld up to my husband only to have him shift positions an elbow me right in the head. FML

#18534039
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28016) - you deserved it (2816)

On 12/17/2011 at 6:09am - health - by wideawakeandinpain - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML

Taday I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him 4 a pizza I didn't even order. FML

#18528339
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24968) - you deserved it (2198)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:16pm - money - by Cano951 - United States

Today I'd had it with mah mom's addiction to weed so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist fir an apartment. FML

#18523921
363 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34451) - you deserved it (12304)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today..!! wile my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents woke..!! e slippd on some ice an fell on tier car!! Te alarm went off!! FML

#18482470
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14720) - you deserved it (25143)

On 12/11/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I brought mah boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moment of silence , one of mah sister burst out laughing , an askd , "Okay , who is this guy really?" FML

#17954133
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26265) - you deserved it (2614)

On 10/10/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by octoberrain - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was home alone, an enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchenhile getting a drink. FML

#17254567
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28610) - you deserved it (11736)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by youjustsuck (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , after spending 6 monts an $15,000 on lawyer fees at my 13 year old son's request , is abusive , alcoolic fater no longer as any legal rigt to see im. How did my son repay me? He ran away to live wit is fater te very first time I told im e couldn't ave friends sleep over. FML

#17057009
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42553) - you deserved it (7129)

On 07/10/2011 at 8:01pm - kids - by tomcat69 - Canada (Ontario)



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