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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 July 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8463
  • Number of comments : 558
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

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Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

#19430484
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23208) - you deserved it (4779)

On 04/08/2012 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, the mouse trap I set in my kitchen worked. I caught a snake. FML

Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML

#19395712
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17809) - you deserved it (2839)

On 04/02/2012 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I bought medical gloves to protect my hands from various chemicals at work since I have eczema. I had an allergic reaction to the gloves, and now my eczema is even worse. FML

#19336700
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22172) - you deserved it (2424)

On 03/24/2012 at 1:41am - health - by retyi43 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

#19308008
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24342) - you deserved it (7378)

On 03/19/2012 at 4:18pm - kids - by Evelyn - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she could buy me some anti-nausea medicine. She said, "You just have a stomach ache. It's not like you're throwing up." As she said it, I threw up everything but my childhood memories. She still wouldn't get any medicine. FML

Today, I watched as my step-dad put locks on my window, because he's convinced that I've been sneaking out at night. All my mom did was casually remark that I'm fucked if there's ever a fire. FML

#19301577
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29597) - you deserved it (2775)

On 03/18/2012 at 4:02pm - misc - by Rapunzel (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to drive my car through a flock of vultures eating road kill. Since a bird hit the mirror and broke it, I now have to pay for a replacement. FML

#19276997
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22128) - you deserved it (3539)

On 03/14/2012 at 11:19am - money - by me - United States (Florida)

Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML

#19260782
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24717) - you deserved it (3048)

On 03/11/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I angrily tweeted about having fruitlessly searched for over an hour for my car keys. Minutes later, some guy told me to check beneath the "stack of skid-marked underwear" on my bedroom floor. I'm not sure if it was a lucky guess, or if I should start carrying mace. FML

#19247785
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23691) - you deserved it (5775)

On 03/09/2012 at 9:09pm - misc - by skid kid (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

#19238857
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27675) - you deserved it (2170)

On 03/08/2012 at 11:23am - misc - by littlekellilee - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML

#19189371
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31889) - you deserved it (7844)

On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

#19189124
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36599) - you deserved it (2528)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, I got my score back for the monologue I performed. I got points taken off for "seeming nervous." My character was supposed to be nervous. FML

#19182467
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30167) - you deserved it (2385)

On 02/28/2012 at 2:38pm - misc - by Jessica - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized you should always knock on your parents' door before entering. Even at 6:30 am. FML

#19182227
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15388) - you deserved it (30833)

On 02/28/2012 at 1:55pm - intimacy - by none - United States (Illinois)



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