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About KTxTRVR15 : Hiya! I'm Katy!! I just turned 17 and im so effing happy i only have a year till 18 : )
I love music so much, it is honestly my life. Punk and Pop Punk are my poison when it comes to a perferred genre. Some of my fav. bands include: Blink 182, Green Day, The Decsendents, Pennywise, The Starting Line, Steller Kart, Bad Religion, Allister, The Ramones, Sum 41, and i love Angels and Airwaves.
I love my boyfriend Trevor more than life itself!! He is 18 and the most beautiful thing on this planet!!! I love you sweetie : ] We have only been 2gether for 7 months, but we have known each other for 2 years!! He is not only my lover but my friend : }
I am totally a punk, I do not give a shit at all what ppl think about me...i am who i am...love it or leave it!! Also, i hate fucking drama, so dont mess with me and we will be cool, k??
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helped my mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revised it and put in a note saying I was to get nothing because I was "lazy." The executor read it out loud. FML
Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and my girlfriend and I were escorted out of the mall for "starting a riot". I never knew clapping was a crime. FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML
Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML
Friday 18 April 2014