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  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 October 1988 (24 years)
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Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29628) - you deserved it (2885)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29555) - you deserved it (3457)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29555) - you deserved it (3457)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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