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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 October 1998 (15 years)
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About KRSMidnight : Cherish the past, long for the future, but most importantly cherish this very moment ^^ unless its an fml moment.... then try to forget it..

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Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

#16671761
213 comments

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On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States

Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML

#16481636
218 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

#16435033
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36426) - you deserved it (9313)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:01pm - misc - by kaleigh - United States

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
177 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
177 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML

#16408581
80 comments

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On 05/29/2011 at 9:45pm - work - by milkymoo (woman) - Cyprus

Today, I woke up, rolled over, and kissed the boy who was peacefully sleeping next to me, cheerfully saying, "Good morning, baby!" That boy is my dog. FML

#16284228
44 comments

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On 05/21/2011 at 5:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark

Today, an unpaid intern had his first day at my workplace of seven years. As a joke, my boss gave him the same challenge she gave me on my first day. The intern completed it in 37 minutes. We've always been told it's impossible. Guess we all have to start working harder. FML

Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML

#15811020
106 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 6:20pm - health - by overflowing - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

#15583575
164 comments

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On 04/01/2011 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML

#14881953
59 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Lindsay (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was woken up to my family surrounding me with breakfast in bed and sweet 16 balloons. My birthday is in 3 months, and I will be 17. FML

#14790484
138 comments

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On 01/31/2011 at 6:11pm - misc - by ad4 - United States (California)

Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML

#14709189
93 comments

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On 01/25/2011 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by totallyscrewedomg - United States (Texas)

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

#14575088
106 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

#14450604
71 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 12:28pm - misc - by insultedguy (man) - Netherlands (Groningen)



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