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by Z3R0G5 / 01/06/2014 at 6:00pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals
by dana / 12/16/2013 at 5:43pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in my bedroom. My brother kindly pointed out that when flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes. Now I can't unsee it. FML
by nightmarestonite / 12/16/2013 at 4:54pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Jen_NM / 12/16/2013 at 1:16pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by confsused / 12/16/2013 at 12:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom got pissed off at my doctor and called him a quack. She did this because he reassured her that I don't show any signs of the mental retardation that she's convinced herself I must have. FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2013 at 4:48pm / Croatia (Licko-Senjska) / Health
Today, I took my younger sister to see Santa for a photo. Santa insisted that I was in the photo too. I wasn't sure why he made such a big deal about it until he groped me while the photo was being taken. FML
by shellz15 / 12/15/2013 at 7:36am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by snowbum69 / 12/15/2013 at 3:38am / United States (Idaho) / Love
Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2013 at 1:47am / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/14/2013 at 7:48pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were: "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML
by bnc / 12/14/2013 at 5:39pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by take a fucking seat, gran / 12/14/2013 at 5:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Aggie_De / 12/14/2013 at 7:00am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/14/2013 at 2:24am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, a young woman on the subway asked me to hold her pocket mirror open in front of her. I asked… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, as an overprotective mother, I asked my 19 year-old son, who was going to spend his day on…