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  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 June 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 762
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, mah dog found out how to turn mah Xbox off . So whenever he wants attention, guess wat he does . FML

#21019316
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49540) - you deserved it (17653)

On 01/06/2014 at 6:00pm - animals - by Z3R0G5 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, mah boyfriend dumped me via Facebook. I cared more about the spelling mistakes he made than the actual message. FML

#20994896
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37937) - you deserved it (10936)

On 12/16/2013 at 5:43pm - love - by dana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in mah bedroom . My brother kindly pointed out thathen flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes . Now I can't unsee it .

#20994837
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38658) - you deserved it (3839)

On 12/16/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by nightmarestonite - Canada

Today, my OCD has got so bad that I took over 10 pictures of my house's power outlets before leaving, just so I could view them later to reassure myself that no appliances were plugged in. FML

Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa !! FML

#20994621
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53204) - you deserved it (2991)

On 12/16/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by confsused - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, MY MOM GOT PISSED OFF AT MY DOCTOR AND CALLED HIM A QUACK. SHE DID THIS BECAUSE HE REASSURED HER THAT I DON'T SHOW ANY SIGNS OF THE MENTAL RETARDATION THAT SHE'S CONVINCED HERSELF I MUST HAVE. FML

#20993646
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45676) - you deserved it (3009)

On 12/15/2013 at 4:48pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Croatia (Licko-Senjska)

Today, I took ma younger sister to see Santa for a poto. Santa insisted tat I was in te poto too. I wasn't sure y e made looool suc a big deal about it until e groped meile te poto was being taken. FML

Today, I Went Skiing With A Girl I Like!! On The Lift I Asked Her Out!! She Said No!! Halfway Up The Lift Stopped!! We Were Stuck Up There Fir Nearly An Hour!! FML

#20993100
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49211) - you deserved it (5356)

On 12/15/2013 at 3:38am - love - by snowbum69 - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up an started to sniff her face back an asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. mega FML

#20993041
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25860) - you deserved it (32407)

On 12/15/2013 at 1:47am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, fir 18th brthday mum gave me a black lace thong . I'm a guy . FML

#20992659
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38592) - you deserved it (3694)

On 12/14/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today a kid from mah school callad ma saying ha's going on vacation to Japan soon an that sinca I was born thara I could taach him tha languaga. His axact words at tha start of tha call wara: "Hay man u spaak Asian right?" looool I hava to ba around this shithaad 5 days a waak. fat FML

#20992530
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43362) - you deserved it (3560)

On 12/14/2013 at 5:39pm - misc - by bnc (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today , mah psychotic grandma sat fra to our Christmas traa bacausa sha rafusas to lat us calabrata what sha calls a twistad pagan holiday. FML

#20992504
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38287) - you deserved it (3576)

On 12/14/2013 at 5:05pm - misc - by take a fucking seat, gran (man) - United States (California)

Today... I Lost My Virginity To My Boyfriend. As He Came... He Yelled "FIRST... BITCHES!" FML

#20992325
132 comments

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On 12/14/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I Got The DVD Back From A Dance Concert I Did. After Watching It, I Realisd That I Had A Camel Toe Through The Whole Thing. Three And A Half Hours. FML

#20992052
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41073) - you deserved it (6616)

On 12/14/2013 at 7:00am - misc - by Aggie_De (woman) - United Kingdom

Yesterday, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, an went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago an won't come back. FML

#20991978
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54407) - you deserved it (7490)

On 12/14/2013 at 2:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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