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by Z3R0G5 / 01/06/2014 at 6:00pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals
by dana / 12/16/2013 at 5:43pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in my bedroom. My brother kindly pointed out that when flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes. Now I can't unsee it. FML
by nightmarestonite / 12/16/2013 at 4:54pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by Jen_NM / 12/16/2013 at 1:16pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by confsused / 12/16/2013 at 12:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom got pissed off at my doctor and called him a quack. She did this because he reassured her that I don't show any signs of the mental retardation that she's convinced herself I must have. FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2013 at 4:48pm / Croatia (Licko-Senjska) / Health
Today, I took my younger sister to see Santa for a photo. Santa insisted that I was in the photo too. I wasn't sure why he made such a big deal about it until he groped me while the photo was being taken. FML
by shellz15 / 12/15/2013 at 7:36am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by snowbum69 / 12/15/2013 at 3:38am / United States (Idaho) / Love
Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML
by Anonymous / 12/15/2013 at 1:47am / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/14/2013 at 7:48pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were: "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML
by bnc / 12/14/2013 at 5:39pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by take a fucking seat, gran / 12/14/2013 at 5:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Aggie_De / 12/14/2013 at 7:00am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/14/2013 at 2:24am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
- Today, I finally saved up enough money to possibly buy a small apartment. Today, I also received a… Today my fiancee and I were having sex, it was lovely and we both were really into it. I decided to… Today, I found out I was fired from the best job I ever had. It was 10 minutes before the end of my…