About KM96 : I enjoy reading FMLs of course :P #everymorning #likethemorningpaper
KM96's FML badges
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
KM96's favorite FMLs
Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
by Anonymous / 04/10/2009 at 2:42pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someones neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage but i guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML
by Craig / 02/05/2009 at 3:13pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I visited my son at work. He's an interpreter for the government. As I watched him converse… Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me,… Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to…