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About KM96 : I enjoy reading FMLs of course :P #everymorning #likethemorningpaper

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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KM96's favorite FMLs

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML

Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someones neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage but i guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26922) - you deserved it (7643)

On 02/05/2009 at 3:13pm - misc - by Craig (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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