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KM96

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KM96

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9089
  • Number of comments : 302
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About KM96 : I enjoy reading FMLs of course :P #everymorning #likethemorningpaper

I love ...
Music, Dance, Purple, Technology, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran, Coldplay, The Script, One Republic, Movies, The Mentalist, Castle, Ncis and Ncis LA

I don't like ...
Arrogant people, Public toilets, Horrible smells, People that smoke, Homework and Sci-fi.

Well have a good day :)

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Fucked!<b>Radgears47</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 10:44am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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KM96's favorite FMLs

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML

Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someones neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage but i guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23264) - you deserved it (7093)

On 02/05/2009 at 3:13pm - misc - by Craig (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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