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KM96

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  • Number of visits : 8136
  • Number of comments : 302
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About KM96 : I enjoy reading FMLs of course :P #everymorning #likethemorningpaper

I love ...
Music, Dance, Purple, Technology, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran, Coldplay, The Script, One Republic, Movies, The Mentalist, Castle, Ncis and Ncis LA

I don't like ...
Arrogant people, Public toilets, Horrible smells, People that smoke, Homework and Sci-fi.

Well have a good day :)

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Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML

Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someones neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage but i guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23169) - you deserved it (7082)

On 02/05/2009 at 3:13pm - misc - by Craig (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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