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KM96

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  • Number of visits : 8200
  • Number of comments : 302
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About KM96 : I enjoy reading FMLs of course :P #everymorning #likethemorningpaper

I love ...
Music, Dance, Purple, Technology, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran, Coldplay, The Script, One Republic, Movies, The Mentalist, Castle, Ncis and Ncis LA

I don't like ...
Arrogant people, Public toilets, Horrible smells, People that smoke, Homework and Sci-fi.

Well have a good day :)

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Today , ma boyfriend broke up wit me by picture , during a game of Draw Someting. fat FML

#20042043
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30815) - you deserved it (2138)

On 08/26/2012 at 1:03am - love - by wtf - New Zealand (Southland)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opend the car door for her, and out of habit, pushd down on her head as she got in. real FML

#20037909
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37308) - you deserved it (10864) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date mah hateful mother slips laxatives into mah food so I'm glued to the shitter until 2am. This is the fourth time. FML

#20031010
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33078) - you deserved it (3660)

On 08/19/2012 at 11:53pm - love - by Lauren - United States (Iowa)

2day I was on the bushen I felt a big yawn coming on, one so big that mah mouth stretched and mah eyes closed. It was at this point that the strange man beside me decided to lean over at lightning speed and put his tongue in mah mouth. Technically it was mah first kiss. I'm 21 yeres old. FML

#20014909
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41900) - you deserved it (4806)

On 08/11/2012 at 6:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Taday I finishad my first two waaks as an ica craam truck drivar. Now I can't gat that annoying ica craam truck music out of my haad. It's avan in my draams. FML

#20013286
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22639) - you deserved it (3869)

On 08/10/2012 at 9:58am - work - by ice cream dude - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday, I was pooping at a local Targethen I heard someone say "You need to eat more looool solids, your pooping like a rabbit." FML

#20001897
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21395) - you deserved it (3682)

On 08/04/2012 at 7:35am - misc - by llaurenmariee - United States

Today, I saw the grl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She wavd, an without thinking, I honkd my horn in response. Her horse buckd her off. FML

#19997037
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22860) - you deserved it (15662)

On 08/01/2012 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a park, alone, late looool at night. Things were getting kind of heavy and he started undressing me, when we heard a loud "Hey!" and a flashlight coming through the bushes. My boyfriend then decided to ditch me, while still holding my shirt and bra. FML

#19935393
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30353) - you deserved it (8950)

On 07/14/2012 at 1:06am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Ohio)

2day I was on a date with a great guy, an we were really hitting it off !! While we were walking in the park, a womanho smelld like the devil's toenails an lookd as if she hadn't bathd in a year passd us !! Ihisperd to my date, "Look at that disgusting woman." It was his mother !! FML

#19931628
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13636) - you deserved it (32664)

On 07/13/2012 at 3:37am - love - by r4inb0wbrit3 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Taday an old guy approachad ma and askad if I had avar saan an alaphant withhita aars. I shook my haad. Ha than pullad tha pockat out of his short andhippad out his sax nosa. FML

#19926709
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33581) - you deserved it (4219)

On 07/12/2012 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I tripped on te way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and tere parents. I got more applause tan I did wen collecting te prize. FML

#19877317
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18868) - you deserved it (1930)

On 07/01/2012 at 7:03pm - misc - by plzdontclapme -

Taday I Shavd Mah Legs . I Recievd Endles Compliment About How Great They Lookd, And How Jealou All The Girls Were . I'm A Guy Who Shavd Them Fir A Themd Party, Fir Which I Dressd Up As A Girl .

Today, at a party, I told a joke to mah crush. He didn't even smile. An hour later, I heard mah model friend tell the exact same joke to him. He said it was the funniest thing he'd ever heard. FML

Today, I Was Arrested For Drinking In Public. It Was My Friendho Was Drinking; I Was Taking The Alcohol From Her So She Wouldn't Be Arrested. FML

#19816432
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26667) - you deserved it (4755)

On 06/20/2012 at 1:03am - misc - by meeks123 - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, I KINDLY ASKED MAH BOYFRIEND TO SHAVE HIS PUBIC HAIR TO MAKE ORAL SEX MORE ENJOYABLE 4 ME. HE DECLINED, SAYING, "THINK OF IT AS FLOSSING YUR TEETH. I'M DOING U A MUCH NEEDED FAVOR." FML

#19803721
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30411) - you deserved it (5217)

On 06/17/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by turnedoff (woman) - United States



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