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KK3137

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KK3137

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 6281
  • Number of comments : 317
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About KK3137 : Im just a girl who lives in the world...

I like to comment sometimes, but I usually just stick to reading other people's comments. My favourite commentors are DocBastard (I also read his blog, I highly recommend it), Pleonasm, Perdix and Noor.

I speak fluent Swedish, Czech, English and French, and I speak both German and Spanish at a conversational level, though my grammar could still be greatly improved.

I'm a very social person and enjoy meeting new people, so feel free to message me if you like ;) (oh, and the pic is a beer mug that I bought for my brother's birthday. He loved it, to say the least.)

KK3137's page activity

Visits<b>little_fucker</b> - yesterday at 11:46pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 9:05pm<b>CryoShock</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 7:18am<b>lifesucksvitae</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 4:22am<b>__kassie__</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 2:15am<b>psshhh</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 11:38pm<b>Archangel77</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 8:40pm<b>IvyRizzzzoli</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 7:29pm<b>Noah197099</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 3:12pm<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 2:26pm<b>pandapox93</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 8:00am<b>Scryll</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 7:46am<b>Wontonfon</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 3:30am<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 8:12am<b>Schala360</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 10:07am<b>WearingHats</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 10:08am<b>ThatLobster</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 6:24am<b>earljonez</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 2:23am

Fucked!<b>little_fucker</b> - yesterday at 5:44am<b>psshhh</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 5:39am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 3:56am<b>Manosapo</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 8:26pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 2:12pm<b>justmenooneelse</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 2:37pm<b>Sethan01</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 11:32pm<b>Mukuro</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 12:10am<b>Crunchthief</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 5:30am<b>joshtapp</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 9:19am<b>AlwaysWatching</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 12:20am<b>swanheart</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 4:41pm<b>mhowk</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 8:33pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 6:30am<b>BakenWake420</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 6:07pm<b>robertd73</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 2:50pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 5:27pm<b>sunset2809</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 4:38pm

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You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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KK3137's favorite FMLs

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML

#20198676
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31861) - you deserved it (6281)

On 12/10/2012 at 2:21am - love - by Tonguetied0496 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find all of the wood in my house either broken or gone. On the now legless table there was a note from my mother, saying that she needed the wood to build a boat, and that I will thank her when the world ends. FML

#20197527
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29126) - you deserved it (1693)

On 12/09/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by woodless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML

#20182185
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32297) - you deserved it (3005)

On 11/28/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I ran into my sister, who nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML

#20179890
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31106) - you deserved it (3548)

On 11/26/2012 at 3:54pm - misc - by Teddy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML

#20174722
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49287) - you deserved it (14558)

On 11/23/2012 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Embarassed (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far, and I've already pulled five carving forks out of four different people. Good job, everybody. FML

#20174027
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24365) - you deserved it (1696)

On 11/22/2012 at 4:03pm - work - by DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was nicknamed "Sandman." Not after the bad-ass Spider Man villain but rather because my personality is so boring it puts people to sleep. FML

#20173388
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17826) - you deserved it (3840)

On 11/22/2012 at 2:25am - misc - by zzz - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while working as a massage therapist, a client had me work on a very specific knot in his shoulder. He also happened to have a very detailed, very realistic tattoo of the crucifixion on his shoulder. I just spent 45 minutes violating Jesus. FML

#20173351
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20989) - you deserved it (3707)

On 11/22/2012 at 1:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I ran into my boss outside of work. She smiled, and started trying to have an in-depth chat with me. I wouldn't have minded, if it weren't for the fact I ran into her at a club, whilst they were having an S and M theme night. And we were both fully dressed up for it. FML

#20172556
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19814) - you deserved it (3989)

On 11/21/2012 at 3:43pm - work - by jobsearching (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I walked into my house with my friend, only to discover my husband half-naked and yelling at the TV screen over a soccer game. By half-naked, I mean he was only wearing a shirt. FML

#20169569
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21894) - you deserved it (2374)

On 11/19/2012 at 2:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML

#20162727
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8296) - you deserved it (18871)

On 11/14/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by talker (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML

#20160279
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33511) - you deserved it (6075)

On 11/12/2012 at 10:10am - health - by poserpilot - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

#20156633
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23720) - you deserved it (3035)

On 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm - kids - by john r.t. (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML

#20155904
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42235) - you deserved it (1937)

On 11/09/2012 at 2:18am - love - by SebastianMiko (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while trying to change my visiting cousin's opinion about our state being "redneck and white trash", we stumbled upon a proposal/celebration in a Walmart. So much for changing her opinion. FML

#20066095
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17336) - you deserved it (3418)

On 09/10/2012 at 8:48am - misc - by liquidknight - United States



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