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Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me "oh I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a F*ing stick for my birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (80623) - you deserved it (5670)

On 03/14/2009 at 2:30am - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16128) - you deserved it (65318)

On 03/12/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by Jaeda (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47132) - you deserved it (10138)

On 03/05/2009 at 9:29pm - misc - by dizzlewizzle - United States (New York)



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