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About KILX3R : Hiya, I'm Blake! I live in North Carolina, am 17, even though I've been said to look older, and enjoy public speaking. I am an Xbox gamer, an avid airsofter, and an audiophile(I like good sound, not Underaged sound) I love to spend time with my friends, where I am the wildcard of the group. Feel free to message me if you'd like to talk.
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Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML
Friday 12 December 2014