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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 January 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 735
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About KILX3R : Hiya, I'm Blake! I live in North Carolina, am 18, even though I've been said to look older, and enjoy public speaking. I am an Xbox gamer, an avid airsofter, and an audiophile(I like good sound, not Underaged sound) I love to spend time with my friends, where I am the wildcard of the group. Feel free to message me if you'd like to talk.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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KILX3R's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in the bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML

by Anonymous / 12/12/2011 at 1:00am / United States / Love

Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML

by Anonymous / 11/30/2011 at 10:11pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

by anonymous / 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

by Anonymous / 11/14/2011 at 12:23am / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

by random person / 11/13/2011 at 1:16am / United States (Ohio) / Love