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KILX3R

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KILX3R

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 204
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About KILX3R : Hiya, I'm Blake! I live in North Carolina, am 17, even though I've been said to look older, and enjoy public speaking. I am an Xbox gamer, an avid airsofter, and an audiophile(I like good sound, not Underaged sound) I love to spend time with my friends, where I am the wildcard of the group. Feel free to message me if you'd like to talk.

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KILX3R's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in the bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML

#18491366
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24839) - you deserved it (3467)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML

#18398754
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31348) - you deserved it (3785)

On 11/30/2011 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

#18273262
599 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43558) - you deserved it (11439)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

#18242988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32833) - you deserved it (4284)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

#18234157
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17162) - you deserved it (55772)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:16am - love - by random person - United States (Ohio)



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