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  • Number of visits : 351
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About KHAOS_KREATOR : I'm pretty simple. I like the color purple, skinny jeans and my guitars:) when I graduate I am enlisting in the United States Marine Corps. Have a great day, make someone laugh, and give someone a compliment. It will make them and you happy. ✌️ Peace Out:)

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Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as the "short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26985) - you deserved it (4257)

On 04/27/2012 at 8:04am - misc - by noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML


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