About KHAOS_KREATOR : I'm pretty simple. I like the color purple, skinny jeans and my guitars:) when I graduate I am enlisting in the United States Marine Corps. Have a great day, make someone laugh, and give someone a compliment. It will make them and you happy. ✌️ Peace Out:)
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by noname / 04/27/2012 at 8:04am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML
by Anonymous / 09/16/2009 at 1:19am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
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