About KBear3109 : My name is Kelli and I'm a 26 year old stay at home mom/housewife. I have 2 little girls that are 5 years old and 4 years old. I like reading, watching Netflix, and doing crochet and knitting.
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by thesmartone / 06/20/2012 at 11:44pm / United States / Transportation
by megasniper240 / 06/19/2012 at 11:35am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Stu / 06/19/2012 at 5:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had an hour long meeting with my manager where she informed me the reason I had not been promoted is because she felt that people would not like to work for me, because I would, "make them do their job." FML
by Anonymous / 06/19/2012 at 3:00am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm / United States / Intimacy
by mystery / 06/16/2012 at 10:08pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML
by NotGay / 06/16/2012 at 1:45am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by sickness_sucks / 06/15/2012 at 2:19am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
by bad son / 06/14/2012 at 1:42pm / United States (California) / Money
by Sir Vom-a-lot / 06/14/2012 at 12:28pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love
Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML
by ouch / 06/13/2012 at 12:00pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by Anonymous / 06/12/2012 at 7:58am / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML
by eddie818 / 06/10/2012 at 3:54am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by UnluckyGroom / 06/09/2012 at 7:04pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! / 06/08/2012 at 5:30pm / Mexico / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…