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KBear3109

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 November 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2590
  • Number of comments : 123
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

About KBear3109 : My name is Kelli and I'm a 23 year old stay at home mom/housewife. I have 2 little girls that are 23 months old and 11 months old. I like reading and watching movies. I love spending time with my babies, they're my whole world. The picture is of my husband and my 2 girls.

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KBear3109's favorite FMLs

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML

Today, my girlfriend got a Twitter account. Now she won't stop hashtagging everything she sends me. FML

#19811531
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14318) - you deserved it (1684)

On 06/19/2012 at 5:59am - misc - by Stu (man) - United States

Today, I had an hour long meeting with my manager where she informed me the reason I had not been promoted is because she felt that people would not like to work for me, because I would, "make them do their job." FML

#19811134
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19690) - you deserved it (1158)

On 06/19/2012 at 3:00am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

#19810073
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40688) - you deserved it (3701)

On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML

#19799062
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28231) - you deserved it (1916)

On 06/16/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by mystery - United States (Arizona)

Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML

#19795313
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21226) - you deserved it (6158)

On 06/16/2012 at 1:45am - misc - by NotGay (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned that if you're going to use vicks vapor rub for a cold, you should remember to wash your hands before changing your tampon. FML

#19790692
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26482) - you deserved it (14834)

On 06/15/2012 at 2:19am - health - by sickness_sucks - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it's my mother's birthday. She received the ultimate gift from my brother, who told her he had just been accepted into medical school. I bought her scratch-offs. She won a dollar. FML

#19787212
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7380) - you deserved it (21418)

On 06/14/2012 at 1:42pm - misc - by bad son - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

#19786918
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26418) - you deserved it (5195)

On 06/14/2012 at 12:28pm - love - by Sir Vom-a-lot (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML

#19781749
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6619) - you deserved it (95597)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:00pm - money - by ouch - United States (Florida)

Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML

#19775546
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25621) - you deserved it (7878)

On 06/12/2012 at 7:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML

#19764297
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24161) - you deserved it (2585)

On 06/10/2012 at 3:54am - misc - by eddie818 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML

#19761767
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5661) - you deserved it (49547)

On 06/09/2012 at 7:04pm - love - by UnluckyGroom (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML

#19756229
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16227) - you deserved it (4200)

On 06/08/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! (woman) - Mexico

Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML

#19753089
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23360) - you deserved it (7792)

On 06/08/2012 at 12:35am - misc - by ugh - Canada (Ontario)



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