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KBear3109

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 November 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5764
  • Number of comments : 133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 33 posted

About KBear3109 : My name is Kelli and I'm a 25 year old stay at home mom/housewife. I have 2 little girls that are 3 1/2 years old and 2 1/2 years old. I like reading, watching Netflix, and doing crochet and knitting.

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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KBear3109's favorite FMLs

Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML

#19889661
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13368) - you deserved it (29716)

On 07/04/2012 at 5:04am - health - by magicman - United States

Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML

#19889068
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30401) - you deserved it (3822)

On 07/04/2012 at 1:36am - love - by LonelyShowers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that my wife actually encourages my three year-old son to sleep in our bed, as a buffer against any romantic advances. FML

#19887553
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35789) - you deserved it (3443)

On 07/03/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

#19887405
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12881) - you deserved it (37067)

On 07/03/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Jenna (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, as I was getting ready to go to the midnight premiere of the new Spiderman movie, I was actually bitten by a spider. He gets super powers and a hot girl, I swell up like a balloon and get to spend the night in the hospital. FML

#19884595
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29767) - you deserved it (2377)

On 07/03/2012 at 4:03am - misc - by spiderfail - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML

#19875787
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29948) - you deserved it (6054)

On 07/01/2012 at 12:00pm - kids - by grrr1234 -

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML

#19865119
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26477) - you deserved it (4586)

On 06/29/2012 at 6:03am - misc - by JJBones (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was entering a guy's number into my phone, and I couldn't remember his name. Embarrassed, I tried to be sneaky and asked, "Can you spell your name for me, please?" His name is Bob. FML

#19861298
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10317) - you deserved it (29047) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/28/2012 at 3:58pm - misc - by Bernadette (woman) -

Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML

#19857408
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11525) - you deserved it (41595)

On 06/27/2012 at 7:28pm - kids - by apparantlyStupid - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML

#19848904
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10530) - you deserved it (30680)

On 06/26/2012 at 2:18am - work - by cmck932012 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I slammed my middle finger in a drawer. I screamed and my mom came running into the kitchen. She asked me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger. She hasn't spoken to me since this morning. FML

#19848843
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28309) - you deserved it (5810)

On 06/26/2012 at 2:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML

#19838088
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23176) - you deserved it (5075)

On 06/24/2012 at 6:57am - misc - by thankspal (woman) - United States

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

#19833560
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28021) - you deserved it (4491)

On 06/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I let my imbecile of a brother borrow my car. The keys to his car are now jammed into the ignition of mine. FML

#19821564
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24275) - you deserved it (4622)

On 06/20/2012 at 11:44pm - misc - by thesmartone - United States

Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML



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