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  • Birth Date : Friday 21 July 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1392
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About KAT0INFINITY : i set my birthday to july 21st 100,000

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Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to looool finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

#527563
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (175764) - you deserved it (30510)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Today, I went out fir coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, an looool decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked an flrted fir a while. Then he kissed me, an while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was mah parents. They didn't know I'm gay. real FML

#520285
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90963) - you deserved it (32995)

On 03/21/2009 at 10:38pm - love - by clementine_k (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Yesterday I Decided To Have Sex 4 The First Time With Boyfriend. It Was His First Time Too. While In Bed, He Blankly Stopped And Stood Up And Got Out A Piece Of Paper From His Pockets. Turns Out, He Had Written Instruction On Wat To Do While In Bed, And Forgot Wat He Had To Do Next. FML

#473847
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (128715) - you deserved it (13100)

On 03/19/2009 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by ufhdafuhds (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today , while I was out to eat , I was approachd by the restaurant manager !! He told me that while he respectd mah personal choices , his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who usd to be a man using the women's restroom !! He thought I was a transsexual !! I am a naturally-born female !! FML

#424816
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (355476) - you deserved it (33510)

On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was sifting through my parents old home movies. I putted in one and was horrified to see my parents having sex. I immediately ejected the tape and looked at the label. It said "Bermuda, 1989". They've told me I was concieved in Bermuda around that time. I've seen my own conception. FML

#391986
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (177953) - you deserved it (34621)

On 03/16/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by ihatevideos (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather wierdly an the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML

#379230
117 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by asleepinclass (woman) - Poland (Warszawa)

Today... my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for anoter guy. Se said se's looking for someoneo can financially provide for er in te future. Te dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical scool. FML

#341783
544 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me eadile I was watcing Star Trek and I accidentally called er Spock. FML

#279733
521 comments

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On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

TODAY, AS I WAS BAGGING GROCERIES, I LOOKED DOWN TO SEE A 6-YEAR-OLD URINATING ON MY SHOES AND THE FLOOR NEXT TO ME. I TOLD HIS MOTHER THAT HE SHOULD TAKE HER KID TO THE RESTROOM, ONLY TO BE TOLD TO "MIND MY OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS." I WAS LATER FIRED FOR ARGUING WITH THE CUSTOMER. FML

#256127
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (140848) - you deserved it (6400)

On 03/09/2009 at 10:00pm - work - by unemployed (man) - United States (Illinois)

Taday my mother an I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggestd I get tampon instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nereest store employee an asks, ( excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin? ) FML

#251967
201 comments

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On 03/09/2009 at 3:30pm - intimacy - by tamponmayhem (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday girlfriend and I were being driven home from our date by her mother. She's Jewish and I'm Catholic. Her mother was talking about how girlfriend was going on a trip to Jerusalem that summer. She finishd with "And you can find a nice Jewish boyhile your there." FML

#180763
24 comments

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On 03/02/2009 at 3:10am - love - by Not Jewish (man) - United States (California)

Today mah best friend slappd me an calld me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wantd to talk to me again cuz I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin but I'm a lesbian. FML

#169913
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (181148) - you deserved it (14649)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by xo_lezz (woman) - United States (Ohio)

2day I was typing up a love letter on ma computer . A sexual love letter . I was in a classroom , I'm te teacer , I'm gay , and ma love letter sowed up on te tv screenile ma 7t grade students were taking a test . It was up on te screen fir 15 minutes . FML

#168595
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74294) - you deserved it (284184)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)



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