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by facepalm / 06/06/2012 at 4:06am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/05/2012 at 7:44am / United States / Health
by stupdude3 / 03/26/2012 at 10:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML
by ABBenzin / 02/01/2012 at 11:11am / United States / Work
Today, I was working on the computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eye patch in a couple of days. FML
by suhleedah18 / 12/19/2011 at 12:03am / United States / Health
Today, the new office IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off my computer was to wipe my entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back my data up and restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML
by Soopa-Genius / 09/22/2011 at 8:06am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 6:52am / United States / Health
Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML
by best_friend / 07/25/2011 at 2:43am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by evomadrid24 / 06/01/2011 at 10:48pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by aarone23 / 06/01/2011 at 9:30am / United States (Oklahoma) / Transportation
by Now Single / 04/03/2011 at 4:06am / Reserved / Intimacy
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
by Anonymous / 03/29/2011 at 7:58pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML
by in pain / 03/15/2011 at 6:57pm / Transportation
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML
by mom21 / 02/08/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
Today, my husband sent an email invite to his family about our daughter's upcoming birthday. Upon reading the email, his aunt clicked "reply all" while emailing her husband and said, "I'd rather say we're out of town than see that dumb bitch our nephew calls his wife." FML
by smbcolorado / 02/04/2011 at 5:43pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend dumped me, yet again, because his mother made him. Fortunately for me I found… Today, I woke up to my head being covered by a pissy diaper, a pile of pee not even an inch from my… Today, my boyfriend went to the ER. I ran to catch the nearest city bus. My sandal breaks. I had to…