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KASHMIR
  • Town/Country : District, Kashmir
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 December 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2354
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About KASHMIR : GET MONEY AND FUCK YOUR LIFE AND YOUR WIFE!!!!

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Today, I was very sick, and my boyfriend was taking care of me at his parents' house. I was laying on the couch, innocently watching a movie while he rubbed my feet, when his stepmother came home from work. She freaked out, accused us of having it off on her couch, and kicked me out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17370) - you deserved it (1315)

On 02/24/2010 at 9:18am - misc - by Greymoya (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said "Not in a million years, fat ass" before I could say it was from someone else. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22350) - you deserved it (2056)

On 02/22/2010 at 9:46pm - love - by Crappyfayman (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

#8565371 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (17156) - you deserved it (4894)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, a guy I'd been seeing off and on for the past three years broke things off over a Facebook message. I replied, and told him that I was at least worth a phone call. He replied "Well, I'm sorry, I disagree." FML

#8563536 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (16305) - you deserved it (2569)

On 02/22/2010 at 7:53pm - love - by notworthit (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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