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Today, my boyfriend and were I getting it on in his bedroom where he had all of his anime models on display. I accidentally knocked over one of his models and it fell on to the floor. He got angry and kicked me out. Apparently, making his models look good was more important than us making love. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41790) - you deserved it (12865)

On 07/20/2009 at 2:18am - love - by mchhhoi (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML


I agree, your life sucks (40654) - you deserved it (5145)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML


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On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, in an effort to seduce my husband, I laid in bed caressing myself. He walked in, looked at me, and said, "Is the ground beef in the freezer still good?" When I answered yes, he turned and walked out of the room. FML


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On 06/07/2009 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by szinna (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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