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Today, wile moving into new place, I saw new, elderly neigbor sitting on er porc. I ceerfully greeted er wit, ( Hello, ow r you? ) Se simply rocked slowly in er cair and replied, ( Just waiting to die. ) Se was te most ceerful person I met all day.

Today, grandfater askd me y te broccoli I servd fir dinner was wite!! I told im it was cauliflower!! He would't believe me, accusd me of being a Russian spy, and stormd out!! FML


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On 01/15/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by veggieluver (woman) - United States (New York)

Today.. . I told my mom wa gat Monday off dua to Martin Luthar King Jr . day . Sha than insistd that I had to looool go to school bacausa that is "only 4 black paopla." FML


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  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

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