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Jxv

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 April 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 322
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>Commandernogs</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 12:20am<b>Tobiaspe</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 11:43am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 9:41pm<b>dustin007</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 12:47am<b>Lct1196</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 11:16pm<b>xx_ginny</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 2:59pm<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 1:42pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 4:43am<b>RicanDucky</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 4:49pm<b>suckmideck</b> - the 10/28/2014 at 7:04am<b>Morning</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 1:12pm<b>Alexismaria</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 10:40pm<b>munzapoppa</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 12:44pm<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 8:14am<b>dustydick</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 2:53pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 4:23am<b>bobdlawr</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 11:22pm<b>TheFirstHipster</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 6:53pm

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Jxv's favorite FMLs

Today, I was waiting in a line, texting on my phone. I hear what sounded like a sneeze and said, "Bless you" to the man in front of me. He gave me a dirty look as I began to smell something awful. It wasn't a sneeze. FML

#21211315
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40489) - you deserved it (4395)

On 07/16/2014 at 10:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML

#21087156
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46945) - you deserved it (8781)

On 03/15/2014 at 8:21am - kids - by emergencyroom (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I checked in a group of men from Mexico. I speak just enough Spanish to realize they're discussing my breasts. I have to stand there smiling while checking in three more people. FML

#5618007
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32517) - you deserved it (3531)

On 10/03/2009 at 6:31am - work - by Spanishredhead (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
522 comments

I agree, your life sucks (244323) - you deserved it (32232)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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