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Jxv

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 April 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 242
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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Jxv's favorite FMLs

Today, I was waiting in a line, texting on my phone. I hear what sounded like a sneeze and said, "Bless you" to the man in front of me. He gave me a dirty look as I began to smell something awful. It wasn't a sneeze. FML

#21211315
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39547) - you deserved it (4072)

On 07/16/2014 at 10:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML

#21087156
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45925) - you deserved it (8635)

On 03/15/2014 at 8:21am - kids - by emergencyroom (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I checked in a group of men from Mexico. I speak just enough Spanish to realize they're discussing my breasts. I have to stand there smiling while checking in three more people. FML

#5618007
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31406) - you deserved it (3440)

On 10/03/2009 at 6:31am - work - by Spanishredhead (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (241756) - you deserved it (32150)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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