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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2197
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Justy101 : Sometimes there are those moments in life when the sun hits your face in the most incredible way and you think to yourself, "Maybe it is worth it after all". And for all the other moments, there's FML.

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Justy101's favorite FMLs

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38835) - you deserved it (6425)

On 05/20/2010 at 2:32pm - intimacy - by kjdhfakjs (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6156) - you deserved it (36793)

On 12/13/2009 at 8:27pm - misc - by MissSmarts (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom sat on a pencil and started bleeding. She then made me clean the wound on her butt and put ointment on it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34558) - you deserved it (4645)

On 11/29/2009 at 9:39pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up after taking a sleep pill for the first time. I started in on a number of chores including paying bills when I noticed a new charge on my online credit card bill from 1am. I bought $120 worth of meat from an infomercial. It's non-refundable. I'm vegetarian. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24763) - you deserved it (11301)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, as I left class I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind. Thinking it was just someone deliberately dragging me back, I struggled to let myself free and shouted "Let go!". I looked over my shoulder just to find that one the straps was trapped in the doorhandle. Everyone was in hysterics. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10902) - you deserved it (26831)

On 11/19/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by betamaxjim (man) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)

Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20203) - you deserved it (64630)

On 08/18/2009 at 12:34pm - love - by badtimingdude (man) - Mauritius

Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML


I agree, your life sucks (73930) - you deserved it (13027)

On 07/12/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46748) - you deserved it (28540)

On 04/18/2009 at 9:55pm - misc - by pinkblankets (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML


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On 04/17/2009 at 11:19am - misc - by lalalohan (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I were having some fertilization problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said "mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML


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On 04/05/2009 at 9:32am - health - by manlyman (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70807) - you deserved it (7081)

On 03/05/2009 at 7:39pm - love - by f*** (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48609) - you deserved it (7467)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by Originality18 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML


I agree, your life sucks (66331) - you deserved it (6870)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17590) - you deserved it (11225)

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