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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2841
  • Number of comments : 139
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Justy101 : Sometimes there are those moments in life when the sun hits your face in the most incredible way and you think to yourself, "Maybe it is worth it after all". And for all the other moments, there's FML... Or wine, woo!

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Visits<b>Tripartita</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 12:14am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 10:32am<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 11:32am<b>newzealand</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 12:43am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 11:28pm<b>fml_Rambo</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 8:25pm<b>silky_mitts</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 10:33am<b>lambda</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 1:00am<b>csjc</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 11:32pm<b>TheDude992</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 10:07pm<b>danm19</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 9:21pm<b>Jxce</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 8:51pm<b>edmunson</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 8:50pm<b>stryder9090</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 7:44pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 6:15pm<b>mahnigga00</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 5:21pm<b>ReilyStafford</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 5:07pm<b>RedCronos</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 3:19pm

Fucked!<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 5:32pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 5:27am<b>newzealand</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 3:31pm<b>lambda</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 7:01am<b>csjc</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 5:32am<b>stryder9090</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 1:44am<b>chewsef</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 9:05pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 7:53pm<b>Dvillish</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 5:42am<b>Niceguy1985</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 3:35am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 9:19am<b>TheRealStunts</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 7:28am<b>infernno</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 10:03pm<b>alex_gen</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 8:52am<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 1:58am<b>k122366</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 7:56am<b>Carnage23</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 5:41am<b>thefmlman2011</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 3:52am

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One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Justy101's favorite FMLs

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

by Anonymous / 03/03/2011 at 6:22am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I lost the remote control to my TV. I can't change the channel manually on it, and the channel it's stuck on is currently playing an infomercial for the Pos-T-Vac penis pump. I've been watching this for an hour now. I'm a female, and I'm beginning to feel like I need this product. FML

by Anonymous / 10/11/2010 at 6:50am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

by kjdhfakjs / 05/20/2010 at 2:32pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML

by MissSmarts / 12/13/2009 at 8:27pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom sat on a pencil and started bleeding. She then made me clean the wound on her butt and put ointment on it. FML

by Anonymous / 11/29/2009 at 9:39pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

Today, I woke up after taking a sleep pill for the first time. I started in on a number of chores including paying bills when I noticed a new charge on my online credit card bill from 1am. I bought $120 worth of meat from an infomercial. It's non-refundable. I'm vegetarian. FML

by Anonymous / 11/24/2009 at 7:53am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, as I left class I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind. Thinking it was just someone deliberately dragging me back, I struggled to let myself free and shouted "Let go!". I looked over my shoulder just to find that one the straps was trapped in the doorhandle. Everyone was in hysterics. FML

by betamaxjim / 11/19/2009 at 3:06pm / United Kingdom (Kirklees) / Miscellaneous

Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML

by badtimingdude / 08/18/2009 at 12:34pm / Mauritius / Love

Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML

by robinhoood / 07/12/2009 at 1:38am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

by fartmaster / 04/22/2009 at 3:10pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML

by pinkblankets / 04/18/2009 at 9:55pm / United States (Indiana) / Work

Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML

by lalalohan / 04/17/2009 at 11:19am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I were having some fertilization problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said "mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

by manlyman / 04/05/2009 at 9:32am / United States (Virginia) / Health

Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

by f*** / 03/05/2009 at 7:39pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML

by Originality18 / 02/23/2009 at 9:22pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous