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Justy101
  • Town/Country : Brisbane, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 591
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Justy101 : Don't like me? Well, I guess my life isn't worth living anymore. (That was sarcasm for those who are... thick, to put it nicely)

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Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38073) - you deserved it (5898)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by Originality18 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54270) - you deserved it (5267)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9548) - you deserved it (6702)

On 12/20/2008 at 3:16am - misc - by Rabzouz - Sent from mobile version



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