Justy101

Search for a member

Offline (15 hours ago)

Justy101

113Fucked!

Justy101Justy101
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3142
  • Number of comments : 151
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Justy101 : Sometimes there are those moments in life when the sun hits your face in the most incredible way and you think to yourself, "Maybe it is worth it after all". And for all the other moments, there's FML... Or wine, woo!

Justy101's page activity

Visits<b>Trollx</b> - the 11/19/2016 at 9:11pm<b>Dramori</b> - the 11/17/2016 at 9:19am<b>Enslaved</b> - the 11/16/2016 at 10:44pm<b>pooniels</b> - the 11/16/2016 at 12:10pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 11/16/2016 at 12:54am<b>trashyant</b> - the 11/16/2016 at 12:10am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/15/2016 at 10:56pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/15/2016 at 6:36pm<b>iamscott</b> - the 11/15/2016 at 1:00pm<b>Mons</b> - the 11/15/2016 at 4:08am<b>sirrubberduckie</b> - the 10/17/2016 at 3:03pm<b>Tenker</b> - the 10/15/2016 at 12:08am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 10/14/2016 at 11:57pm<b>ThrottleJockey</b> - the 10/14/2016 at 10:34pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 10/12/2016 at 2:37pm<b>laynethefirst</b> - the 10/07/2016 at 12:22am<b>beffnytutt</b> - the 10/03/2016 at 5:27pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 10/03/2016 at 1:36pm

Fucked!<b>sirrubberduckie</b> - the 10/17/2016 at 9:04pm<b>juztwilight</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 7:41pm<b>cornyrob</b> - the 08/28/2016 at 7:22am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 08/28/2016 at 12:00am<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 8:03pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 08/27/2016 at 2:24pm<b>nicolai44</b> - the 08/05/2016 at 9:52am<b>kokopuffs3</b> - the 08/05/2016 at 6:19am<b>captain_hero89</b> - the 08/05/2016 at 5:35am<b>GridironGeff</b> - the 08/05/2016 at 5:20am<b>IssacB</b> - the 08/05/2016 at 4:08am<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 5:32pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 5:27am<b>newzealand</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 3:31pm<b>lambda</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 7:01am<b>csjc</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 5:32am<b>stryder9090</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 1:44am<b>chewsef</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 9:05pm

Justy101's FML badges

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

See all of Justy101's badges

Justy101's favorite FMLs

Today, I timed my walk to work perfectly so that I avoided getting sprayed by the rotating sprinklers along the street. As soon as I successfully passed the last sprinkler, a bus sped by me, hit a puddle, and covered me head to toe in muddy water. FML

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

by toughbf / 09/27/2011 at 4:28am / Canada (Alberta) / Health

Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML

by Username / 09/26/2011 at 12:28am / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML

by Anonymous / 09/20/2011 at 6:39am / Australia / Intimacy

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

by awesomekidsmum / 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

by Anonymous / 09/17/2011 at 4:17am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Love

Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML

by Anonymous / 09/10/2011 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

by Angie / 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm / France / Love

Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML

by Krystyn Gareau / 09/09/2011 at 12:10am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML

by Mack / 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I made hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML

by dragos_dgt / 09/02/2011 at 3:48am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Work

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

by unnamed / 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my boss fired me for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it; he just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't. I live in an at-will employment state. FML

by Anonymous / 07/03/2011 at 12:21pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Work

Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML

by TheNerd / 05/11/2011 at 10:01pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML

by spiderwoman / 04/15/2011 at 7:47am / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Animals