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Justy101
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1702
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Justy101 : Sometimes there are those moments in life when the sun hits your face in the most incredible way and you think to yourself, "Maybe it is worth it after all". And for all the other moments, there's FML.

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Today, at work, mah boss stared at me from behindhile I made hand gestures an noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML

#17642045
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8712) - you deserved it (28585)

On 09/02/2011 at 3:48am - work - by dragos_dgt (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I called mah seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge cuz it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

#17260733
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13766) - you deserved it (35975)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)

Today my boss fred me fir dating a co-worker . Tere's no policy forbidding it; e just tougt it was unfair tat I could get wit te ( ottest grlo works ere ) but e can't . I live in an at-will employment state . FML

#16960895
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29163) - you deserved it (2915)

On 07/03/2011 at 12:21pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

TODAY, I WAS RIDING MY LONG BOARD. A FAW FAAT FROM MA AN ATTRACTIVA GIRL WAS RIDING ONA TOO, IN THA SAMA DIRACTION. WA MADA AYA CONTACT RIGHT AS I SLAMMAD INTO A LIGHT POLA. SHA THAN FALL BACAUSA SHA WAS LAUGHING SO HARD. FML

#16136002
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31185) - you deserved it (8978)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:01pm - love - by TheNerd (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in mah bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall . Instead, cuz the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into mah face . FML

#15793137
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18329) - you deserved it (29100)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:47am - animals - by spiderwoman (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today I found out te ard way tat if u tink a waiter is ot u probably souldn't tell your parents. Tey could react by screaming at im across te room to tell im u tink e's a ottie. mega FML

#15203097
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28137) - you deserved it (15058)

On 03/05/2011 at 12:34am - misc - by anonymous - France

Today , I was answering a text from one of my student asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No , you can't." Auto correct had looool used a more frequently used word: "No , you cunt." FML

#15184059
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39246) - you deserved it (24293)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I lost the remote control to TV. I can't change the channel manually on it , and the channel it's stuck on is currently playing an infomercial fir the Pos-T-Vac penis pump. I've been watching this fir an hour now. I'm a female , and I'm beginning to feel like I ned this product. FML

#13403987
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29056) - you deserved it (9055)

On 10/11/2010 at 6:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, WHILE HAVING SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND, HE STARTED PRETENDING HE WAS A DOG. THIS INCLUDED BARKING, LICKING MY FACE, AND SCRATCHING HIS EARS. FML

#10649271
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36001) - you deserved it (6153)

On 05/20/2010 at 2:32pm - intimacy - by kjdhfakjs (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped mah card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML

#6741801
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5316) - you deserved it (34141)

On 12/13/2009 at 8:27pm - misc - by MissSmarts (woman) - United States (California)

Today , mah mom sat on a pencil and started bleeding. She then made me clean the wound on her butt and putted ointment on it. mega FML

#6522437
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31519) - you deserved it (4327)

On 11/29/2009 at 9:39pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I woke up after taking a sleep pill fir te frst time. I startd in on a number of cores including paying billsen I noticd a new carge on my online credit card bill from 1am. I bougt $120 wort of meat from an infomercial. It's non-refundable. I'm vegetarian. mega FML

#6434122
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22005) - you deserved it (10322)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY... AS I LEFT CLASS I FELT A TUG ON MAH RUCKSACK FROM BEHIND. THINKING IT WAS JUST SOMEONE DELIBERATELY DRAGGING ME BACK... I STRUGGLED TO LET MYSELF FREE AND SHOUTED "LET GO!". I LOOKED OVER MAH SHOULDER JUST TO FINE THAT ONE THE STRAPS WAS TRAPPED IN THE DOORHANDLE. EVERYONE WAS IN HYSTERICS. FML

#6369387
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9759) - you deserved it (24346)

On 11/19/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by betamaxjim (man) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)

2day I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "World Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML

#4627317
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18617) - you deserved it (61896)

On 08/18/2009 at 12:34pm - love - by badtimingdude (man) - Mauritius

Today , my girlfriend,ho never initiates sex , pulld me into my room and onto my bd with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this fir once , she reaches down , grabs my underwear , and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever receivd.

#3684210
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71493) - you deserved it (12613)

On 07/12/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)



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