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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2285
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Justy101 : Sometimes there are those moments in life when the sun hits your face in the most incredible way and you think to yourself, "Maybe it is worth it after all". And for all the other moments, there's FML.

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Justy101's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25314) - you deserved it (3169)

On 06/20/2012 at 7:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24939) - you deserved it (6247)

On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25544) - you deserved it (2806)

On 04/09/2012 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML


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On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML


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On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML


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On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML


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On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML


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On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML


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On 11/29/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by birdfoooo - United States

Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML


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On 10/31/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Andrew - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML


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On 10/27/2011 at 11:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML


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On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today, I timed my walk to work perfectly so that I avoided getting sprayed by the rotating sprinklers along the street. As soon as I successfully passed the last sprinkler, a bus sped by me, hit a puddle, and covered me head to toe in muddy water. FML

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML


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On 09/27/2011 at 4:28am - health - by toughbf (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML


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On 09/26/2011 at 12:28am - work - by Username - United States (Illinois)

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