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Justy101
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1701
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Justy101 : Sometimes there are those moments in life when the sun hits your face in the most incredible way and you think to yourself, "Maybe it is worth it after all". And for all the other moments, there's FML.

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TODAY... AT MAH JOB AS A WAITRESS... I FELL... LANDD ON MAH ASS... MANAGING NOT TO SPILL THE DRINKS OR DROP THE FOOD IN MAH HANDS. A LITTLE BOY YELLD "NINJA WAITRESS!" EVERY ONE AT WORK HAS BEEN CALLING ME THAT ALL DAY... AND PURPOSELY BEEN TRYING TO TRIP ME TO SEE IF I COULD DO IT AGAIN. MEGA FML

#18390822
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36654) - you deserved it (5476)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of brds settled along the wre above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck mah head out the window an screamed. The brds responded by simultaneously shitting on mah car in very neat rows. FML

#18384349
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6972) - you deserved it (50561)

On 11/29/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by birdfoooo - United States

Today , mah fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. real FML

#18117360
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45565) - you deserved it (8934)

On 10/31/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Andrew - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday ma roomate informed me tat er snake was missing in our apartment again!! Apparently, I need to be careful cuz te snake's attracted to blood!! I'm on ma period!! mega FML

#18093315
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32481) - you deserved it (2741)

On 10/27/2011 at 11:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

I saw ma upstairs neigbor outside getting looool te mail. Se asked ow ma day was, and ten apologized tat te sound of er baby's crying troug te walls kept me up last nigt. Apparently se eard meen I yelled at 2am for er fucking demon spawn to sut up. FML

#18086804
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13687) - you deserved it (34957)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

today I timed mah walk to work perfectly so that I avoided getting sprayed by the rotating sprinklers looool along the street. As soon as I successfully passed the last sprinkler, a bus sped by me, hit a puddle, an covered me head to toe in muddy water. FML

Today, mah boyfriend askd me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stard at him, he addd, ( Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious. ) mega FML

#17845836
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23644) - you deserved it (3238)

On 09/27/2011 at 4:28am - health - by toughbf (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah mother followd me to work to see what I got up to!! I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street!! She stood outside and wavd at me fir half an hour, while I trid to concentrate on teaching a visibly amusd class!!

#17836220
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21777) - you deserved it (1963)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:28am - work - by Username - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Realized Just How Much My Bad Sex Life Has Started Affecting Me, When After Not Bieng Able To Climax From Masturbating, I Instinctively Faked An Orgasm. FML

#17786592
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31500) - you deserved it (8305)

On 09/20/2011 at 6:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today , mah five year old ran down the street wereing nothing but flip flops , Star Wars underwear , an a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton rackethile screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in mah pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31413) - you deserved it (8498)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah grlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

#17762644
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17864) - you deserved it (48540)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I was aating soma popcorn with a guy, and I noticad a piaca of hair coming out mah mouth . I pullad it.. . and pullad it.. . and avantually soma popcorn piacas cama out attachad to tha and of tha hair . I was so ambarrassad, ha triad to maka ma faal battar by saying it lookad lika a magic trick .

#17708928
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28827) - you deserved it (3794)

On 09/10/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured ma eart and soul out to ma old teddy bear. Wen I finised, I asked wat e would do in ma situation. Rigt on cue, a gust of wind cummed troug te window and sent im falling off te windowsill and crasing ead-first onto te floor. FML

#17706108
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35179) - you deserved it (6153) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decidd to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landd on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all startd clapping. FML

#17701196
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20413) - you deserved it (12019)

On 09/09/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Krystyn Gareau - Canada (Saskatchewan)

TODAY, I WAS AT TE BOOK STORE WEN A BOOK CAUGT MA EYE: OVERCOMING ANXIETY FOR DUMMIES. I WANTED TO LOOK TROUG TE BOOK BUT I WAS TOO NERVOUS TO PICK IT UP, TINKING EVERYONE IN TE STORE WOULD LOOK AT ME. FML

#17698757
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29925) - you deserved it (5463)

On 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm - health - by Mack - Canada (Ontario)



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