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Justy101Justy101
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2843
  • Number of comments : 139
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Justy101 : Sometimes there are those moments in life when the sun hits your face in the most incredible way and you think to yourself, "Maybe it is worth it after all". And for all the other moments, there's FML... Or wine, woo!

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Visits<b>Tripartita</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 12:14am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 10:32am<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 11:32am<b>newzealand</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 12:43am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 11:28pm<b>fml_Rambo</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 8:25pm<b>silky_mitts</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 10:33am<b>lambda</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 1:00am<b>csjc</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 11:32pm<b>TheDude992</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 10:07pm<b>danm19</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 9:21pm<b>Jxce</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 8:51pm<b>edmunson</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 8:50pm<b>stryder9090</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 7:44pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 6:15pm<b>mahnigga00</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 5:21pm<b>ReilyStafford</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 5:07pm<b>RedCronos</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 3:19pm

Fucked!<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 5:32pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 5:27am<b>newzealand</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 3:31pm<b>lambda</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 7:01am<b>csjc</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 5:32am<b>stryder9090</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 1:44am<b>chewsef</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 9:05pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 7:53pm<b>Dvillish</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 5:42am<b>Niceguy1985</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 3:35am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 9:19am<b>TheRealStunts</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 7:28am<b>infernno</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 10:03pm<b>alex_gen</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 8:52am<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 1:58am<b>k122366</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 7:56am<b>Carnage23</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 5:41am<b>thefmlman2011</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 3:52am

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One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Justy101's favorite FMLs

Today, a small kid looked at me, screamed in terror, and hid behind his dad. I was just walking down the same aisle in the store. This is far from the first time it's happened. FML

by KidKillah / 09/01/2012 at 12:07am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, against my advice, my boyfriend decided to read Fifty Shades of Grey in an attempt to learn how to please me in bed. Now all he does is suck on my toes, and thinks it's weird that I don't spontaneously orgasm as if I'm some kind of nymphomaniacal weirdo. FML

by Anonymous / 07/23/2012 at 3:12pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy

Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML

by Anonymous / 06/20/2012 at 7:08pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML

by anonymous / 06/20/2012 at 10:09am / United Kingdom / Animals

Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML

by Anonymous / 04/09/2012 at 6:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Kids

Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML

by Anonymous / 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Work

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

by xX_nsn_Xx / 02/03/2012 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 6:54am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

by immy504 / 11/30/2011 at 12:39am / United States (Louisiana) / Work

Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML

by birdfoooo / 11/29/2011 at 10:26am / United States / Transportation

Today, my fiancé and I got married. We both promised to remain abstinent until our wedding day. She's on her period. FML

by Andrew / 10/31/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML

by Anonymous / 10/27/2011 at 11:48pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

by Deborah / 10/27/2011 at 2:41am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I timed my walk to work perfectly so that I avoided getting sprayed by the rotating sprinklers along the street. As soon as I successfully passed the last sprinkler, a bus sped by me, hit a puddle, and covered me head to toe in muddy water. FML