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Justine94_x

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7801
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Justine94_x : Hi.
I like pizza and anime.

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Justine94_x's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and heavy but all of a sudden our cat hops on the bed. I guess the cat was more important cause my girl got up started playing it instead of me. Cockblocked by another pussy. FML

#4572543
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57062) - you deserved it (8484)

On 08/16/2009 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by Steve (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus' new music video, I had an itch near my bikini line that I couldn't reach through my jeans. So I unzipped my pants to get to it, and that's when my boyfriend walked in on me with my hands down my pants. He thought I was getting off on the music video. FML

#4555175
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47764) - you deserved it (22351)

On 08/15/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by notguilty (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "so, how about some break up lovin'?" FML

#4516165
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62756) - you deserved it (9026)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:35am - love - by ish (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was talking to my guy friend on the phone. He said, "You sound depressed, I should cheer you up and give you a big hug." Jokingly, I responded, "You wouldn't hug something as gross as me." His response? "You'd be surprised." FML

#4174665
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15334) - you deserved it (43303)

On 07/31/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by Girafarig (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was on a flight and one of my friends was sitting next to this woman who happened to be sleeping with her mouth wide open. My friend decided to take a picture. While I was editing it, a man sitting behind us said "If you want to take a picture of my girlfriend, wait until she's awake". FML

#3996301
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7910) - you deserved it (63664)

On 07/24/2009 at 1:23am - love - by SexyPlayer9 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend's dad chased me with a baseball bat because he found a pair of my boxers in her room. They were not there because I left them there, they were there because she stole them. FML

#3897377
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49264) - you deserved it (3026)

On 07/20/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by pyrosythan (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I've been growing since '99. FML

#3830576
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30884) - you deserved it (94170)

On 07/17/2009 at 12:59pm - love - by anonamous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my daughter turned 11. Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decided to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. When she saw the letter, she screamed and showed me. When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hated me, started crying, and stepped on my foot. FML

#3796227
580 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31996) - you deserved it (92499)

On 07/16/2009 at 6:16am - kids - by notawizard (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2 month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML

#3472091
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56574) - you deserved it (10194)

On 07/04/2009 at 2:07am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

#3442749
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16292) - you deserved it (106369)

On 07/03/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Uriah (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

#3171595
382 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20102) - you deserved it (109192)

On 06/24/2009 at 11:33am - love - by steven (man) - Canada (Quebec)



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