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Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML


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On 11/02/2013 at 5:10pm - kids - by unknown (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after being forced to take my little sister trick-or-treating, we had the cops called on us twice. She thought it would be funny to tell all the people giving out candy that I'd been following her around and that she had no idea who I was, and that she was scared of me. FML

Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML


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On 10/25/2013 at 5:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized I have erectile dysfunction while drunk, and premature ejaculation while sober. FML


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On 10/24/2013 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving the testicles of her boyfriend, who had apparently snuck in through her window. FML


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On 09/20/2013 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by disappointed (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was asked by my neighbor to stop jogging in our neighborhood because he keeps catching his son whacking off while watching me. His son is 28 years old and still lives at home. I'm 18. FML


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On 09/05/2013 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by whatjusthappened - United States (Ohio)

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