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Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35014) - you deserved it (78744)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML

#2796637
216 comments

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On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I discovered my boyfriend of 5 months runs a website where men can submit nude or semi nude pictures of their ex's for revenge. FML

#2658374
300 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I kissed my husband and said "I love you." Thats when our 5 year old son said to my husband "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML

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On 05/21/2009 at 8:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML

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On 05/15/2009 at 12:35pm - health - by ccc (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

#925174
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On 04/12/2009 at 11:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and says "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML

#185266
71 comments

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On 03/02/2009 at 4:26pm - love - by ak (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I had a performance evaluation meeting with my boss. He told me I was the best in my department, and that the productivity has never been higher before I started working here. Oh, and he said that because everything is working so well, they don't need me as much, so he's cutting my hours. FML

#142534
26 comments

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On 02/26/2009 at 12:05pm - work - by lolgarbl (man) - United States (California)

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

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76 comments

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On 02/23/2009 at 7:51am - kids - by lifesucks4me - United States (Kentucky)



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