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Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
by bubbalicious / 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by apav / 06/11/2009 at 7:52am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/06/2009 at 12:01pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/21/2009 at 8:20pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by ccc / 05/15/2009 at 12:35pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
by Anonymous / 04/12/2009 at 11:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ak / 03/02/2009 at 4:26pm / United States (Alaska) / Love
Today, I had a performance evaluation meeting with my boss. He told me I was the best in my department, and that the productivity has never been higher before I started working here. Oh, and he said that because everything is working so well, they don't need me as much, so he's cutting my hours. FML
by lolgarbl / 02/26/2009 at 12:05pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML
by lifesucks4me / 02/23/2009 at 7:51am / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She… Today, my high-strung and normally very proper mother took twice her prescribed dose of Ambien, and…