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Just_STFU_Please

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About Just_STFU_Please : Hey what's up. I come here forms good laugh. If you want to talk just message me

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Today, a week after my dad discovered Family Guy and started mindlessly repeating catchphrases from it 24/7, I finally lost my temper and told him how incredibly annoying it is. He just paused, turned to look me in the eyes, and said, "Shut up, Meg." FML

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