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Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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100 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 11:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML

#13499109
258 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 2:02pm - health - by bjevilcat2 - United States

Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML

#13496277
81 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 6:49am - misc - by obsceene - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML

#13496277
81 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 6:49am - misc - by obsceene - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML

#13408997
295 comments

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On 10/11/2010 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

#13338032
167 comments

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On 10/06/2010 at 12:37am - love - by crucets (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

#13285940
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On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

#13285229
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On 10/02/2010 at 2:28am - love - by ohman - Singapore

Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML

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82 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML

#11834698
102 comments

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On 07/12/2010 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML

#11723060
387 comments

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On 07/07/2010 at 12:40pm - love - by whatheffers (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boss made me some tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me a massage, while talking to his friends in Greek. He told me that he said "She's my #1 cashier." Turns out, what he really said was "See, if you feed them well, they let you touch them." FML

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On 02/23/2010 at 12:17am - work - by meaganlea (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

#8565371
129 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was out on a date with a guy. I leaned down to get something out of my bag and hit my head on some protruding concrete. I said I was fine. Then blood came running down my face. FML

#8525883
54 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by erin1985 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

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248 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 3:24am - animals - by OMGraven (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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