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  • Number of visits : 243
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Just_Ajay : Hmm.. I'm turning 15 soon..I'm kind of awkward. I'm obsessed with many things like reading and video games and texting..I like to meet new peeps..and I love diversity. And food... Yeah food. ._____.

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Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML


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On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boyfriend bought a pogo stick. Now he rides it more than he rides me. FML


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On 07/11/2010 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by RachelVanLannen9 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML


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On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML


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On 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Duckie W (woman) - United States (New York)

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