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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 January 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 429
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About JustTemporary : I'm 16.. uh other Stuff.. Uh my tumblr---> symmetryismyart

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JustTemporary's favorite FMLs

Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45029) - you deserved it (23425)

On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML


I agree, your life sucks (53902) - you deserved it (7105)

On 12/17/2013 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21646) - you deserved it (3335)

On 10/27/2012 at 3:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my stepdaughter called to say hello and to give me a warning: she will do whatever it takes to keep me from having a baby with her dad, including pushing me down the stairs. I'm 12 weeks pregnant, and we were going to tell her this weekend. I'm now petrified of a 10-year-old. FML

Today, I walked in to my apartment to see my husband sitting there with his toes painted pink. When I asked him why, he said, "I wanted to feel pretty." This is the man who is about to be the father of my child. FML

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34908) - you deserved it (4404)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

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