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JustStella
  • Town/Country : Fantasy, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 October 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1666
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About JustStella : For some reason, I often find myself commenting with an anecdote of my own. If I keep this up, you all will figure out my whole life story soon enough.

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Today, one of my elderly swimming students ran into me at Walmart. Being a polite teenager, I said hi to him. He looked at me surprised and said, "Oh dear! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" I'll never forget the look on his wife's face. FML

#20536627
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35870) - you deserved it (2748)

On 03/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking at engagement rings. When the store owner asked about our budget, my boyfriend said with a straight face, "Nothing too expensive, I have a big penis so I don't have to overcompensate by buying a big diamond." FML

#20494997
125 comments

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On 02/05/2013 at 9:31pm - love - by NewlyDread (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

#20164798
103 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 9:45pm - love - by Sexting Parents - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML

#20161095
65 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

#20142294
143 comments

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On 10/31/2012 at 11:04pm - kids - by ananymous - United States (New York)

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
119 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML

#20106995
75 comments

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On 10/08/2012 at 3:14am - love - by stoych (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

#20101904
105 comments

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On 10/04/2012 at 8:28pm - love - by imafunguy (man) - United States

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

#20035075
142 comments

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On 08/22/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML

#20028986
326 comments

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On 08/18/2012 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by sal (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was changing my son's diaper when he said "Momma." Astonished that he'd finally spoken, I clapped and smiled proudly. My clap scared the crap out of him. Literally. FML

#20004599
79 comments

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On 08/05/2012 at 9:10pm - kids - by milf - United States (Indiana)

Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML

#20003981
136 comments

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On 08/05/2012 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by lils (woman) - United States

Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML

#19981666
92 comments

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On 07/24/2012 at 2:33pm - kids - by Jessi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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