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JustStella

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 October 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5113
  • Number of comments : 103
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About JustStella : For some reason, I often find myself commenting with an anecdote of my own. If I keep this up, you all will figure out my whole life story soon enough.

JustStella's page activity

Visits<b>Sayeret_Matkal</b> - the 09/04/2016 at 1:09pm<b>SlashingAverV2</b> - the 09/03/2016 at 6:47pm<b>coyotefox</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 2:18pm<b>muis545</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 10:17am<b>kattylizbeth</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 10:18pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 3:06pm<b>jill97</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 8:58am<b>happysmile987</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 1:37am<b>onlychildFTW</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 3:05pm<b>luckygirl2015</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 3:25pm<b>ColorOfSoul</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 7:24am<b>starlandmarie</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 1:16pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 2:23pm<b>MrsPegg</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 1:29pm<b>raechalia</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 5:57pm<b>UkeSenpai</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 3:36am<b>madmonster25</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 7:38am<b>LilyLi</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 7:23pm

Fucked!<b>coyotefox</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 8:18pm<b>MrsPegg</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 7:30pm<b>heatherma</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 11:03am<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 1:11pm<b>clairesucks</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 11:56am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 10:37am

JustStella's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

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JustStella's favorite FMLs

Today, my spouse asked me if I could transfer some of the passion I have for buffalo wings into our relationship. FML

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

by Anonymous / 08/17/2013 at 6:52am / United States / Kids

Today, my 12-year-old son was shot in the foot. After hours of not talking, including to the police, he finally told us that his friend accidentally shot him with his dad's gun, and that he didn't want to say anything because he didn't want to "lose any street cred by snitching." FML

by Anonymous / 08/14/2013 at 12:26am / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, my 12-year-old son was shot in the foot. After hours of not talking, including to the police, he finally told us that his friend accidentally shot him with his dad's gun, and that he didn't want to say anything because he didn't want to "lose any street cred by snitching." FML

by Anonymous / 08/14/2013 at 12:26am / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML

by ANON / 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML

by Anonymous / 07/31/2013 at 7:19pm / United Kingdom (Falkirk) / Kids

Today, I was reading in my apartment. Due to a heatwave and my lack of AC, I was completely naked. My cat jumped onto my lap, and as her claws dug into my stomach, I recoiled. This caused her to retreat, clawing at my nether regions in the process. My pussy mauled my pussy. FML

by Anonymous / 07/29/2013 at 5:18pm / United States / Animals

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

by Aliiiice / 07/16/2013 at 9:18am / France (Haute-Normandie) / Health

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML

by speechless / 07/13/2013 at 10:32am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML

by John / 07/09/2013 at 10:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML

by Anonymous / 06/30/2013 at 6:58am / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, my cousin thought it would be cool to put a firecracker in an abandoned birdhouse. Before I could tell him not to, it exploded and about 30 wasps came after me like the wrath of God. FML

by EpicJman2828 / 06/27/2013 at 12:27am / United States / Animals

Today, I went out on a date with a girl. Everything was going well until I shared how my family was affected by the 2010 earthquake in Haiti. She immediately got up and left, calling me a liar. Apparently, I'm "too cute" to be of Haitian descent. What the hell? FML

by Kn0wledge123 / 06/26/2013 at 1:27am / United States (Florida) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML

by bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh / 06/21/2013 at 5:00pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, my son visited for the first time in three years, asking to stay a while. It turns out he insulted someone online and gave his address in case they wanted to fight him. They accepted the offer, and so my son's imaginary Muay Thai skills went AWOL, along with his testicles. FML

by I fathered a pussy. / 06/14/2013 at 6:12pm / United States (Florida) / Kids