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JustSilence
  • Town/Country : Morristown, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 November 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 351
  • Number of comments : 383
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About JustSilence : I'm a girl. I'm a cartoonist. I'm sort of a loser, and my cartoons are a pale reflection of my struggles against my own demons. So I don't really show them to kids anymore.

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Today, I went in for my 2nd day working at my internship. My bosses greeted me and told me we were going to have a meeting. The meeting was to listen to the drunk voicemails I left them on Saturday. FML

#53082
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I agree, your life sucks (8576) - you deserved it (63827)

On 02/16/2009 at 1:23pm - work - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went in for my 2nd day working at my internship. My bosses greeted me and told me we were going to have a meeting. The meeting was to listen to the drunk voicemails I left them on Saturday. FML

#53082
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I agree, your life sucks (8576) - you deserved it (63827)

On 02/16/2009 at 1:23pm - work - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML

#4103
21 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 11:52am - love - by wowza - United States

Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML

#843
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On 01/04/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

#532
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On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version

Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

#510
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On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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