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About JustShootMeFML : I attend UNT I am majoring in early education. I want to teach first grade one day. Right now I am a swim teacher, swim team coach and a lifeguard.
Yes, my hair is naturally that color.
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Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML
Friday 29 August 2014