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JustShootMeFML
  • Town/Country : Denton, Texas
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 63
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About JustShootMeFML : I attend UNT I am majoring in early education. I want to teach first grade one day. Right now I am a swim teacher, swim team coach and a lifeguard.

Yes, my hair is naturally that color.

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Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML

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