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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 97
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About JustShootMeFML : I attend UNT I am majoring in early education. I want to teach first grade one day. Right now I am a swim teacher, swim team coach and a lifeguard.

Yes, my hair is naturally that color.

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Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50356) - you deserved it (5547)

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