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JustOhSoLovely

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 June 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 7688
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JustOhSoLovely : Just ask instead of creeping


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JustOhSoLovely's favorite FMLs

Today, on the subway, a little tipsy, I sat down next to a guy I thought was cute, hoping to enjoy some harmless flirting. I said, "Hello." He said, "May I ask you a question?" I said, "Sure." He said, "Can you please move away from me?" FML

#13797443
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11334) - you deserved it (30914)

On 11/11/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

#13762266
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31407) - you deserved it (5306)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML

#13634710
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31283) - you deserved it (6075)

On 10/29/2010 at 1:48am - intimacy - by ohmylordy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

#8726872
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14255) - you deserved it (17537)

On 02/28/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Joel_28 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML

#8242645
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34368) - you deserved it (6021)

On 02/14/2010 at 9:21am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google "chronic itchy anus". FML

#6287129
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10428) - you deserved it (48254)

On 11/13/2009 at 12:47pm - health - by yellowjacket_34 (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML

#6283375
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31128) - you deserved it (3097)

On 11/13/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by stubble (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with a cane, you'd better be ready for him to hit you with it. FML

#5912025
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6982) - you deserved it (152001)

On 10/20/2009 at 12:05pm - misc - by stick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

#5828114
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88413) - you deserved it (14733)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over and stares lovingly into my eyes, puts his hand on my cheek caressing it tenderly... and says "Who's a good piggy?" in his best Homer Simpson's voice. FML

#5562076
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24032) - you deserved it (4486)

On 09/30/2009 at 4:28am - intimacy - by homersgirl (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number I wanted to mess with my girl a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML

#5554431
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6991) - you deserved it (30087)

On 09/29/2009 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by pummy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step dad asking him if he can drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I see him drive by the bus stop pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML

#5448757
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41163) - you deserved it (3849)

On 09/24/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by NotFunny (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the weird receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at asked me if I needed an extra blanket because I "looked cold in my sleep last night". FML

#5443972
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62910) - you deserved it (2612)

On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - misc - by scaredtosleep (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight-now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML

#5165059
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46094) - you deserved it (15183)

On 09/10/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by drugged_on_arrival (man) - Virgin Islands British



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