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JustGetOverIt
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 April 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 59
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About JustGetOverIt : Hey guisee, iam a 16 yr. old girl who is single i am here for laughs. :)

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Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40187) - you deserved it (7592) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/03/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Elisa_LmR (woman) - France

Today, it's my wedding day. Almost a year ago I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed, but I worked my ass off to be able to walk down the aisle. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears I made it to the big day... and woke up with food poisoning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59991) - you deserved it (2632)

On 09/16/2013 at 5:11pm - health - by somethingblue - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and my eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stopped, and I was thrilled because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stopped to order a cheeseburger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51875) - you deserved it (3782)

On 08/06/2013 at 12:11am - health - by mcdonalds - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21432) - you deserved it (2782)

On 02/04/2010 at 1:53pm - misc - by Ewwwwww - United States



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