About JustBeingAwesome : I'm 16
I'm open to anything... almost anything. I love traveling and I travel around the world a ton. I like purple kangaroos and transparentish rainbowish glittery platypuses. Proud fact: I'M NOT TICKLISH. I love random and the sound of the word waffle.
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About JustBeingAwesome : I'm 16
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Today, I filled out an online application for a internship. I didn't have all the info I need to complete it, but it wouldn't let me leave anything blank so to move along I filled in crap answers. I pressed "Save". It sent my draft in. I now have to explain that "Jesus" isn't actually my reference. FML
by unprofessional / 04/13/2015 at 1:20am / United States (Oregon) / Work
by Sarah / 04/09/2015 at 4:24pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by BERNDTOAST / 03/27/2015 at 11:27am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by parkoursam / 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by generic_name123 / 03/09/2015 at 9:55am / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
by StantheMan93 / 02/02/2015 at 6:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by cuckolddreams / 01/21/2015 at 2:06pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML
by chelse_elyce / 01/20/2015 at 11:10pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/19/2015 at 7:45pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/02/2015 at 11:20am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of six years. She got mad at me, saying she is too young to get married and that I was trying to ruin her career. She is 32 and works part-time at a grocery store. FML
by got any coupons? / 12/23/2014 at 10:24am / United States / Love
by koolkat9 / 12/22/2014 at 2:11pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to cum if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML
by dating a moron / 12/14/2014 at 12:30pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, my son got in trouble at school. The kids had to solve a problem by determining whether it was better for "Edna" to repair or replace her AC unit. He said Edna is an "old person's name" and she was "probably going to die soon anyway", so she shouldn't do either. FML
by MedStudent90 / 12/11/2014 at 1:10pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML
by mastel07 / 12/10/2014 at 7:59am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Love
- Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and… Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm… Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat…