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JustArandomBitch
  • Town/Country : cape canaveral, Florida
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 August 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 82
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JustArandomBitch : Name pretty much explains it all I'm really just a stalker on this site if something real bad happens in my life well fuck I might post it but for now...stalker

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Today, I found out that if you accidentally step on your boss's dog's tail, yes, you can get fired. But not because you stepped on the dog's tail. You didn't say sorry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25164) - you deserved it (35883)

On 12/03/2013 at 9:04am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML

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On 06/24/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by jgtrflynn (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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