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JustAnotherJose2

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JustAnotherJose2

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 December 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 678
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About JustAnotherJose2 : I'm Jose, message me :)
Instagram is JustAnotherJose12

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JustAnotherJose2's favorite FMLs

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML

#21408378
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31773) - you deserved it (4823)

On 05/11/2015 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML

#21380086
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (707) - you deserved it (3561)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:51am - money - by stuck - United States (Illinois)

Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML

#21233355
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52062) - you deserved it (21266)

On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I went to pick up my goddaughter while her mother went to work. She was being fussy, and I was surprised when she was quiet in the car; I just figured she'd fallen asleep. I got to my house and realized I'd never put her in my car, she was still sitting in my friend's driveway. FML

#21062639
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19887) - you deserved it (46057)

On 02/16/2014 at 5:44pm - kids - by lyss - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

#12497360
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9698) - you deserved it (48308)

On 08/13/2010 at 10:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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