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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 January 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1105
  • Number of comments : 156
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About JurassicHole : The names Mike, I love to grapple (submission wrestling), write, read, listen to music, and for the most part make people laugh. If for some reason you want to know more (highly highly doubtful) just ask.

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JurassicHole's favorite FMLs

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17169) - you deserved it (29489)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, the captain of my school's girls wrestling team asked me out. I politely declined. She angrily locked me in the trunk of my own car. FML

#19165097
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32857) - you deserved it (5547)

On 02/26/2012 at 1:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

#19144211
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24972) - you deserved it (5864)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

#19137014
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8387) - you deserved it (18958)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, I noticed a flash car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML

#19129021
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5053) - you deserved it (35922)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:00am - misc - by Bellend (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML

#19126066
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32162) - you deserved it (4987)

On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States

Today, someone actually thought it was appropriate to compare my mother's death to the death of their cat. FML

#19125744
203 comments

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

#19105006
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24825) - you deserved it (2066)

On 02/18/2012 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML

#19103032
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29741) - you deserved it (7440)

On 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm - love - by Mel Ancholy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML

#19066381
434 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9413) - you deserved it (114323)

On 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's okay, though; she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

#19034269
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28422) - you deserved it (2055)

On 02/09/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by justfriends - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

#18976256
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53390) - you deserved it (3282)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by kingpig (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
216 comments

Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML

#18939458
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9381) - you deserved it (26280)

On 01/29/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I had to work late. I missed the last bus so I called a cab. That was 3 hours ago. I called my dad for a ride. That was 2 hours ago. I guess I'm sleeping under my desk tonight. FML

#18922050
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26585) - you deserved it (2384)

On 01/27/2012 at 12:35am - work - by Wendizzle (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)



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