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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 September 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 51441
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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yesterday it was my 18th brthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, fir as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML

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On 06/16/2009 at 7:14am - misc - by BirthdayTeeth - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Taday I was doing te laundry, but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clotes or clean clotes. I put my ead down into te basket and took a wiff to ceck, and smelled someting strong. I looked down and noticed I ad soved my nose into my moter's dirty panties and inaled deeply. FML

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On 06/10/2009 at 1:37pm - misc - by potpurri_needed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd ped, I realizd that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddld to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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On 05/16/2009 at 10:47am - misc - by penguinsfan (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice I smiled. She smiled back and said ( Hello how are you? ) Instead of saying ( I'm good ) or ( I'm okay ) I said ( I'm gay ). FML

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On 05/16/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by UncleRory (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I was impressing dinner guests by spinning mah new baby in the air (something she loves) , when she projectile vomitd over the dinner table and the guests. My wife , who had spent three hours cooking was not impressd. Once of the guests was also a sympathy spewer. FML

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On 05/15/2009 at 6:20am - kids - by Sodge (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Yesterday, I am wearing a panda looool suit 4 the promotion of the restaurant I work at !! FML

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On 05/14/2009 at 8:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Yesterday, I lost track of timehile rocking out, butt-nakd, to Kelly Clarkson an Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of mah metalhead friends had let themselves in mah house an were on the lower level laughing there butts off at me fir 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

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On 05/05/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING ONA ON ONA SOCCAR WITH A GIRL LIKA. I ACCIDANTALLY KICKAD THA BALL RIGHT INTO HAR FACA. THA BALL ROLLAD BACK TOWARDS MA AND AS I WAS RUNNING TO SAA IF SHA WAS OK, I KICKAD THA BALL... RIGHT INTO HAR FACA AGAIN. FML

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On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY , HALF ASLEEP , I DROPPED PILL BEFORE I COULD TAKE IT. I QUICKLY PICKED IT UP AND WASHED IT DOWN. FIVE HOURS LATER , I JUST FOUND PILL ON THE GROUND. WHAT DID I SWALLOW? REAL FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker cummed to have a beer with us, an I knew mah best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so looool i tried to hold up mah phone an pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML

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119 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States



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