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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 June 1992 (22 years)
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Julietta's favorite FMLs

Today, I was helping an older lady return her previously bought items to customer service. As she walked away and said "Thanks," I tried to say "You're welcome" and "No problem" at the same time. I ended up saying "Your problem". She scowled at me. FML


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On 11/24/2010 at 4:52am - work - by romedizzle (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML


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On 10/18/2010 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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