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Julieannx3
  • Town/Country : Southport, North Carolina, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 September 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 3281
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I had to have a serious talk with my boyfriend about his Miley Cyrus obsession. FML

#19008453
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24355) - you deserved it (3874)

On 02/06/2012 at 5:08am - love - by Madzison (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML

#19006098
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23685) - you deserved it (2122)

On 02/05/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by dadadoo - United States (New York)

Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML

#18998575
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17822) - you deserved it (3906)

On 02/05/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by oh.geez (woman) - United States

Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML

#18995010
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18387) - you deserved it (1934)

On 02/04/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by wetdreams - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

#18984075
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33529) - you deserved it (4193)

On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36921) - you deserved it (8388)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

#18980998
189 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I reached a new low in my relationship: my boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss. FML

#18979126
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21932) - you deserved it (5276)

On 02/02/2012 at 8:02pm - love - by lillymean (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML

#18968998
164 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by mareda (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML

#18968105
130 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 11:11am - work - by ABBenzin (man) - United States

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

#18946444
109 comments

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On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

#18937632
256 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in a Zumba class with a young woman in her 20s and an older woman in her 80s. I couldn't keep up with either one of them. FML

#18934570
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18293) - you deserved it (5854)

On 01/28/2012 at 2:47pm - misc - by Username - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34028) - you deserved it (2683)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

#18921610
166 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States



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