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Julieannx3
  • Town/Country : Southport, North Carolina, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 September 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 3284
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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On 02/22/2012 at 10:53am - misc - by Whoopsie - United States

Today, my boyfriend's father suggested that, ideally, I should aim to have my baby in early July, or wait until he gets back from Europe in October. I'm due September 4th, and he will be "incredibly disappointed" if he misses the birth of his first grandchild due to my "selfishness". FML

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On 02/19/2012 at 3:55am - health - by preggo - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML

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On 02/18/2012 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by Lilah - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML

#19109077
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On 02/18/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by district12 (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML

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On 02/17/2012 at 9:13am - misc - by nycol (woman) - Australia

Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

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On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

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On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - misc - by sharpie2792 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

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On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML

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On 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by michael (man) - United States

Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML

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On 02/13/2012 at 11:27am - misc - by dis_bee_leaf (woman) - Canada

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML

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On 02/12/2012 at 1:17am - love - by OwMyBalls (man) -

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

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On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML

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On 02/09/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Ouchies - United States (Colorado)

Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single and jobless. FML

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On 02/06/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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