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Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
by Whoopsie / 02/22/2012 at 10:53am / United States / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend's father suggested that, ideally, I should aim to have my baby in early July, or wait until he gets back from Europe in October. I'm due September 4th, and he will be "incredibly disappointed" if he misses the birth of his first grandchild due to my "selfishness". FML
by preggo / 02/19/2012 at 3:55am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Lilah / 02/18/2012 at 7:29pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML
by district12 / 02/18/2012 at 5:22pm / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Health
by nycol / 02/17/2012 at 9:13am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by sharpie2792 / 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Illinoisgirl / 02/14/2012 at 9:29am / Hungary (Budapest) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/14/2012 at 7:39am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by michael / 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by dis_bee_leaf / 02/13/2012 at 11:27am / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
by Anonymous / 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML
by Ouchies / 02/09/2012 at 12:28pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/06/2012 at 9:08pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember… Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One… Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom, he stopped right before he entered me…